-
Having trouble using the site?
Contact support
Maggie’s Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
- Thread starter Mudcat-NC
- Start date
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
Where's Shankster when you need him? This whole situation could have been avoided
.
Where's Shankster when you need him? This whole situation could have been avoided
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I watched the "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" recently. It is a documentary about a family named the Whites that live off the gov't. Reading that report fits perfectly with that show.
I watched the "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" recently. It is a documentary about a family named the Whites that live off the gov't. Reading that report fits perfectly with that show.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I was just about to post this link. This is hilariously disgusting!
I was just about to post this link. This is hilariously disgusting!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
Awesome. Ill be thinking of her on my way to snowshoe in a couple months
Awesome. Ill be thinking of her on my way to snowshoe in a couple months
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
Wonder if the deadly weapon was the knife or her snatch??
Wonder if the deadly weapon was the knife or her snatch??
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J-Ham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Where's Shankster when you need him? This whole situation could have been avoided
. </div></div>
Damn it, you beat me to it!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J-Ham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Where's Shankster when you need him? This whole situation could have been avoided
Damn it, you beat me to it!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DP425</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why don't attractive women come by and demand such actions???? Why is it always ugly, fat, dirty women? </div></div>
You read my mind brother.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DP425</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why don't attractive women come by and demand such actions???? Why is it always ugly, fat, dirty women? </div></div>
You read my mind brother.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I just don't know where to begin, I could almost smell something just looking at that mugshot. I now have no appetite!
I just don't know where to begin, I could almost smell something just looking at that mugshot. I now have no appetite!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
Like something out of a Rob Zombie movie
Reminds me of one my first arrests on duty, "lady of the night" of the same calibre and had been servicing men for two weeks with no bath, female deputy undressed her for shower after we brought her in. Short version....squat and cough....something hit the floor....deputy runs out of room hurling....ain't that job fun some days
Like something out of a Rob Zombie movie
Reminds me of one my first arrests on duty, "lady of the night" of the same calibre and had been servicing men for two weeks with no bath, female deputy undressed her for shower after we brought her in. Short version....squat and cough....something hit the floor....deputy runs out of room hurling....ain't that job fun some days
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bm11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I got a little sick... </div></div>
yup
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bm11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I got a little sick... </div></div>
yup
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VTR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wonder if the deadly weapon was the knife or her snatch??
</div></div>
lol!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VTR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wonder if the deadly weapon was the knife or her snatch??
</div></div>
lol!!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I am so glad I got to post something that brought so much joy to the forum! heehee
I am so glad I got to post something that brought so much joy to the forum! heehee
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I bet she smells like a rancid garbage can even after a bath. Death would be better than being anywhere near that blue waffle!!
I bet she smells like a rancid garbage can even after a bath. Death would be better than being anywhere near that blue waffle!!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
UUUMMMMMMM,,,,,UUUGGGGHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,HURLbwahhaabwwhhaaHURL,,,,
thats all I have to say about that
UUUMMMMMMM,,,,,UUUGGGGHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,HURLbwahhaabwwhhaaHURL,,,,
thats all I have to say about that
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I hope she gets conjugal visits...im gonna have to look her up...lol
I hope she gets conjugal visits...im gonna have to look her up...lol
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
We finally meet a female(sans pants, no less) who has to threaten drunken redneck men with bodily harm to get any attention. See, gals? We WON'T screw anything that has to squat to pee. We have standards after all! Now wipe that smug look off your face. You know you want it.
We finally meet a female(sans pants, no less) who has to threaten drunken redneck men with bodily harm to get any attention. See, gals? We WON'T screw anything that has to squat to pee. We have standards after all! Now wipe that smug look off your face. You know you want it.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
Wow....I mean....WOW. Just ruined my similar fantasy involving Scarlet Johanson.
Wow....I mean....WOW. Just ruined my similar fantasy involving Scarlet Johanson.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
I would love to hear the arresting officers take on the situation.
I would love to hear the arresting officers take on the situation.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sgj2025</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Naaaaaaaaaassssssstttttttyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </div></div>
+1000
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sgj2025</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Naaaaaaaaaassssssstttttttyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </div></div>
+1000
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
ughhh how do people let themselves go like that!?!
ughhh how do people let themselves go like that!?!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
Thats a real lady there.
I heard a relative of hers say something similar in a whore house one nite it was and please dont quote me something to the words of "you boys wanna screw or what" she was old enough to be our grandma.
Thats a real lady there.
I heard a relative of hers say something similar in a whore house one nite it was and please dont quote me something to the words of "you boys wanna screw or what" she was old enough to be our grandma.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lt. Arclight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Swallowed Copenhagen.
</div></div>
That would be better.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lt. Arclight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Swallowed Copenhagen.
That would be better.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cttbax</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Eww....fuck...gag...ew! </div></div>
Cope or ...? I'd rather eat out the can of Cope.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cttbax</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Eww....fuck...gag...ew! </div></div>
Cope or ...? I'd rather eat out the can of Cope.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
What do you Reckon cuz looked like that offered to oblige her?
What do you Reckon cuz looked like that offered to oblige her?
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What an unfortunate way to go down.</div></div>
In more ways than one...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What an unfortunate way to go down.</div></div>
In more ways than one...
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ace31</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DP425</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why don't attractive women come by and demand such actions???? Why is it always ugly, fat, dirty women? </div></div>
You read my mind brother.
</div></div>
The hot ones DO NOT HAVE TO ASK!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ace31</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DP425</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why don't attractive women come by and demand such actions???? Why is it always ugly, fat, dirty women? </div></div>
You read my mind brother.
</div></div>
The hot ones DO NOT HAVE TO ASK!!
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
probably looked like a bull dog eating mayonnaise.
probably looked like a bull dog eating mayonnaise.
Re: Worst pick up line by a woman....epic fail!
And my state wonders where its horrible reputation stems from lol
And my state wonders where its horrible reputation stems from lol
Similar threads
