I was in college before airsoft was out. One night up on the six floor I am at my open window when paintballs zip by my face and explode on the ceiling in my room. I duck back inside and peek out the other window and see a guy leaning out the First floor of an adjacent building. I don't have a paintball gun but I do have one each standard FL navel orange. I open the window all the way, and nearly throw out my elbow hurling this orange at the other guy. TOF was several seconds, as it gets closer I can tell that wonder of wonders this is looking good but his window is now shut. Wonder if it will break the window??? Just before impact the dude rips open the window, leans out with the paintball gun and catches this orange full on in the face lol. I heard the smack five floors up and a "arghhgggg SHIT!!!!!" I couldnt do it again in hundred years. Lol.
Two days later a friend of mine comes over to study for an engineering mechanics class or something like that. He has a jacked up face and a huge shiner. I say "dude were you in a fight?" he says " no some asshole hit me in the face with an orange!"
I start laughing so hard I can't breathe, he realizes he was shooting at my room, and then kicks my ass because I am laughing so hard I can barely keep from pissing my pants much less defend myself. Makes me chuckle even now just thinking about it. SMACCKKKK!!!
Don't mess with me. I nearly killed a man with a piece of fruit.
