YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

hilbillee

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Got this in an email. Thought it was pretty good.

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.
I am an American.
I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
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My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
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I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
Get a Job and do your part!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!
 
Re: YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

My Grandparents were. Great grandparents too, until they were killed off by you know who.

But as it didn't happen to me, don't worry, I'm not one of those 1/1000th Armenians who wears traditional head dress, speaks in gibberish, demands special status for casino rights, and expect others call me King Douchebaggian!
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That would be pathetic!
 
Re: YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

I too am Armenian, and the writer of that e-mail can kiss my f-king ass! I would love to meet the writer of that e-mail and give him the beating of his useless life! I probably have more American in my pinky than he does in his entire body!
 
Re: YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My Grandparents were. Great grandparents too, until they were killed off by you know who.

But as it didn't happen to me, don't worry, I'm not one of those 1/1000th Armenians who wears traditional head dress, speaks in gibberish, demands special status for casino rights, and expect others call me King Douchebaggian!
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That would be pathetic! </div></div>

You must have some weird Armenians around you, because I have not seen one wear a traditional head dress, not even in Armenia in the last 20-30 years. And casino rights, really? I think you have Armenians confused with native Americans dude.
 
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That's something you gotta watch about old queequeg.
He's like a death row pardon, ten minutes too late.



I love the e-mail copy/pastes. Especially the ones that claim that one way of thinking (or not) is more patriotic and properly American than the other.

After all, what is America, if not a homogeneous (some of them are smart, aren't they) stew of people who all think, look, act, pray, and vote the same?

This country didn't get to be great on the backs of folks who weren't happy with the status quo, did it?

I wonder how much ground "Amernian" gained on the Google tonight as a result of this exercise?

Glad to see we have some here. Even more glad to see that they're a couple of my favorites.


Partial credit to Hilbillee for the removal of chevrons.
 
Re: YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hilbillee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
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Why would you leave one just to go to another?
 
Re: YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hilbillee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
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I'm fairly sure that since I was born Amarican, if I don't like it here I'm free to try and change what I don't like. If you don't like that, I have two oblong objects in my pants you can put in your mouth.