You will eat zee bugs!

[sirhrmechanic]

NPR Once Again Tells The American Public That Eating Bugs Is Great

Every so often the media rolls its sleeves up and tries to once again get us all to eat gross, filthy bugs instead of delicious, healthy, clean meat.

notthebee.com

And despite losing all their funding, NPR is still doubling down on “You will eat zee bugs.”

On the bright side at least they’re not doing it with our money anymore. That is unless you’re sending $60 to get that free coffee cup.

Cheers!

 

[MK20]

They can eat zee dick.

 

[Big Phish]

They can go eat bugs shit for all care!

 

[The D]

They can eat zee dick.

Bah! You beat me to this response, you sonofanitch

 

[sirhrmechanic]

They can eat zee dick.

It’s NPR. What do you think Daniel Schorr, Nick Spicer, Steve Inskip and the rest of those turd stabbers do all day? They dream of eating zee dick.

The wimmen? They dream eating zee carpet!!!

Man… eat zee dick? That’s like “poke them with the fluffy pillow!”

Nobody expects Spanish Inquisition references!!

Sirhr

 

[mtwarych]

I've had the pleasure of eating soft, gooey bugs before.

It will surprise you how filling one grub is.

Don't be stupid and chew them up before swallowing them.

Knock the dirt and shit loose, toss the damn thing into the back of your throat and swallow it whole.

For those on this forum who enjoys gooey things in their mouth, knock yourself out.

A cold, raw fish just out of the water is a much better meal.

 

[918v]

Keep the third world off our menu

 

[918v]

I liked escargot when I was in France tho

 

[lash]

I liked escargot when I was in France tho

Not really a bug. and I do like escargot.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I've had the pleasure of eating soft, gooey bugs before.

It will surprise you how filling one grub is.

Don't be stupid and chew them up before swallowing them.

Knock the dirt and shit loose, toss the damn thing into the back of your throat and swallow it whole.

For those on this forum who enjoys gooey things in their mouth, knock yourself out.

A cold, raw fish just out of the water is a much better meal.

Eaten all the above. Along with snake, goat, and rabbit, tripe and onions, and lots of other shit.

But I did not claw my way to the top of the American food chain to eat that shit. Unless it was to prove some point or check some box.

I want beef. And Pork. And Lamb roast. First world protein!

Sirhr

 

[JoshPutman]

Recommended reading?

 

[918v]

Not really a bug. and I do like escargot.

I know but it’s kinda in the same realm of gross

 

[lash]

I know but it’s kinda in the same realm of gross

True, but I think of eating snails (cooked) as no different than eating mollusks, which I also like. I even like raw clams and oysters, something that grosses out others.

 

[918v]

True, but I think of eating snails (cooked) as no different than eating mollusks, which I also like. I even like raw clams and oysters, something that grosses out others.

I’ll eat it if it tastes good. I have never eaten bugs, but I just don’t see them being tasty. I imagine they feel and taste like sunflower seed shells.

 

[hollowoutadime]

I thought we fired those fuckers.

 

[lash]

I thought we fired those fuckers.

There’s plenty of money in the machine. We just cut off the free money.

 

[Sblzrd65]

Cockroach Milk has been labeled as one of the new hit super foods, so you never know...

 

[The D]

Cockroach Milk has been labeled as one of the new hit super foods, so you never know...

You can’t milk a cockroach. That’s actually cockroach juice, and that somehow sounds even worse

 

[Numedal]

You can’t milk a cockroach. That’s actually cockroach juice, and that somehow sounds even worse

 

[lash]

Cockroach Milk has been labeled as one of the new hit super foods, so you never know...

Labeled by whom? Bill Gates and company?

Soylent Green was labeled as such too.

 

[TheHorta]

John the Baptist ate locusts with honey — by choice.

Mmmm… mmmm… good!

 

[232593]

NPR can eat broken glass.

 

[Mike Casselton]

True, but I think of eating snails (cooked) as no different than eating mollusks, which I also like. I even like raw clams and oysters, something that grosses out others.

Mmmmm.
Freshly washed, raw smooth lipped clam.

My favorite.


Oysters on the half shell ain't too bad at all.
Served on a cracker with a dash of hot sauce. Followed by beer.