You're best opening line.
- Thread starter Maggot
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Jeez hahahahaha!For me, a simple one liner. "You want to F, or what?"
Worked 90+% of the time. Just ask my wife of 30+ years. First words I spoke to her.
And we've been together ever since. Mac
I mean, I guess if it works, it works?
I’m going to take an even more extreme shortcut:
A) 
B) 
Lock eyes with chick. Point at dick (mine, hopefully lol).
I’m sure it’ll work.
No, that is not a roll of quarters in my pocket. I am, indeed, happy to see you.
When a girl says " what do you have on " when commenting on your cologne . Man your good . I gotta hard on .
Ask her if she knows about real estate . Show her yer dick an ask , is that a lot or what .
Wanna make muh dick sticky ?
Point to the next hottest girl in the room and say that's my psycho ex . Quick you gotta save me . Kiss me quick .
Ask her if she knows about real estate . Show her yer dick an ask , is that a lot or what .
Wanna make muh dick sticky ?
Point to the next hottest girl in the room and say that's my psycho ex . Quick you gotta save me . Kiss me quick .
Years ago I went to a friend‘s wedding instead of deer hunting. Who gets married on opening day?
Anyway, to say thank you he pointed me out to a good (not great) looking bridesmaid and told her to stay away from me, I was bad news.
Like catnip. He told me what he’d done a month later. Genius.
P
I used to work with a guy who thought himself quite the ladies man. And yes, he was successful, totals wise, but not percentage wise. His type was "female with a pulse". Other people would ask me about him, they didn't understand how he was so successful with the women. Id say "When you swing at ever single pitch, you'll get a lot of hits." And he swang at every pitch.
Excuse me, does this teddy bear smell like chloroform to you?
My buddies actual tinder profile. It’s worked out for him. Already gave him shit about the hair but it plays for the women.
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