She is all my fantasies in one person.Lucky bastard, both your MILF and sandwich look delicious.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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A crazy red head and belt fed... what could possibly go wrong?
I have one of those in elephant hide.....
Here’s your official ‘bienvenidos a Argentina’ at the airport in Buenos Aires.
A Texas midget walks into a doctor’s office. He’s all of three feet tall but wears a Stetson as big as the DFW metroplex. His belt buckle is big enough to use as an antennae for the NASA SETI program. His boots are so pointed that he kills cockroaches in the corner with them. Since Texas has become an open carry state, his six-gun’s muzzle is an inch off the floor when he walks because he’s so short.
The physician greets his patient, “hi Tex, what seems to be the problem today?”
Little Texas replied, “doctor, my testicles hurt me all the time. I can’t figure out what the problem is. You got to relieve me of the pain that I’m in.”
The physician replies, “that sounds awful. Maybe I can help you. Let’s take a look.”
The doctor reaches down, lifts the Texas midget up with both hands and stands him up on the gurney. “Tex, just drop your gun belt and your pants so I can take a look.”
The doctor doesn’t even touch him but looks at his groin inquisitively with a few “hmms” and “awws.”
The Texas midget is a little put off with another man looking at his junk but this guy is a doctor and it should be okay.
The doctor goes over to a tray of medical instruments and picks a pair of shears that could castrate a long-horn steer that is at least 40 hands tall!
The Texas midget swallows the lump in his throat. Even though he’s little he has got to show that he’s tough enough to take whatever the doctor is going to do to him. Nevertheless, the midget averts his eyes to the doctor’s work by looking at the ceiling then closing them to what will come.
Miraculously, the Texas midget does not feel any pain. There is just a gentle tugging around the groin area but he’s still afraid to look and keeps his eyes closed.
The physician completes the procedure, pulls the pants up on the midget, zips the fly and buckles his belt. He hands him back the shooting iron.
After the midget straps his gun back on his waist, the doctor lifts him up in the same gentle manner and puts him back on the floor. “Tex, let’s see you walk.”
The little Lone Star resident walks across the floor then begins to jump and skip like a yearling in spring. He shakes the doctor’s hand with the gratitude of a condemned man receiving a pardon. “Doc, that’s absolutely amazing! I don’t feel anymore pain! What did you do?”
“It was just a simple procedure. I just cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots.”
1st rule of sales, know your audience. Summit County is blue. But a shit ton of Texans come up to ski EVERY year.
Let me know if you need back up. I’ll have your six. And maybe her six, too......
That was funny. I almost shut it off before he got to trump. Worth watching to the end
California sux
I’m guessing coin purses are illegal here
I’m guessing coin purses are illegal here
- Leaded canes, billy clubs, blackjacks, sandbags or sandclubs, saps and slungshots (PC Section 22210)
- Metal or brass knuckles (PC Section 21810)
- Nunchakus (a.k.a. “nunchucks”) (PC Section 22010)
- Firearms and Firearm Modifications
- Camouflaging firearm containers (PC Section 24310)
- Cane guns (PC Section 24410)
- Firearms that are not immediately recognizable as a firearm (PC Section 24510)
Her and Jimmy Carter are the last people I have to outlive to claim victory
What happens when TSA banned matches, lighters and scissors on flights.
Most people don't really understand how effective a standard all wood cane is, especially one with a hook grip, if it's made out of heavy dense wood and used by someone who understands how to fight with it.
Hey we banned plastic straws too! California for the win!!!
But now you have an excuse to carry around your own earth friendly, 100% recyclable metal straw.....
Woman Killed In Freak Accident Involving Metal Straw | iHeart
The coroner's office is now warning people about the dangers of the straws. | iHeart
Put you know a "hygiene cap" on the end you are going to hold against your palm....... Maybe a bit of careful honing of the inside edge of the circle on the other end......
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Open tray then close and latch tray, I bet she/he/it doesn’t do it again.
I fly ALOT I have seen that happen before and it amazes me.... never happened to me though.... I would accidentally spit gum into it.... oops
Don't try this if you fly into PDX.
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Jared Walter, who has been charged and convicted with cutting and masturbating into women's hair on TriMet trains and buses, receives the agency's first ever life-time ban.
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That escalator is simply "the line" for the slide. AWESOME. Where the hell was that stroke of genius when I was a kid?
Klinger actually saw combat. And got promoted.
I had a cat like that once..all he wanted to do was keep warm in my lap...
It is possible.... I just know that MeanGene leather has had these forever. But if it's Barranti, my apologies for assigning it to the wrong leatherman!
Cheers,
Sirhr
