This reminds of an incident. I helped my mother move to a new apartment (duplex). It shared a parking lot with a "beauty" shop. Both were shitholes but she could afford it.
Parking lot was very clearly marked as to apartments and beauty shop. The other tenant was another older gal and we had all talked and shared BBQ and such. I was going to do some repairs for the landlord in lieu of rent...and did so for the other tenant also.
I was fresh out of USMC maybe 2-3 months, drove a 65 Mustang.
I came "home" and found that 3 of the 4 parking spots designated apartment were occupied. One was my mothers car and the other 2 vehicles I did not recognize, the other lady was still at work. I parked my mustang about this close to the drivers side of one of the offenders, got out my lawn chair and opened a beer.
Sure as shit, this fat old lady comes out and realizes she can't even squeeze her fat thighs between the cars. She looks pissed. It's probably 106F and humid as fuck. She goes back in the beauty shop. Out comes a beautician Karen. She TELLS me to move my fucking car. I just laughed and took a deep swill, mom comes out.
Karen calls the gestapo. Gestapo dipshit tells me to move my car. I just laugh having decided that this dipshit was zero threat even with his baton, handcuffs and revolver. More Gestapo arrive. SGT Gestapo tells me to move my car. More laughter. I literally have only uttered maybe 6 words, mom is just smiling and telling them that yes, she is my mother but I am a grown man and they need to deal directly with me.
LT Gestapo shows up, tells me a wrecker is in enroute to move my car and such. I decide to have a discussion with this dipshit. I ask him to read the marked parking. I ask him to ask the beauty shop Karen if I am one of her customers or employee. I see understanding come to him. I ask him how he thinks this is going to play out when I sue the ever loving shit out of the PD AND the city. He doesn't answer. Looks at me for a long time. The wrecker arrives and he tells the driver to pull the fat old beauty shop customer car out and to be careful to not even touch the "nicely restored classic mustang"
Mom said they never ever had a shop customer park there while she was there for 2-3 years.
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