The official snipers hide “Yo Momma” joke thread.

[sirhrmechanic]

Since this is much fun in the earthquake necro thread… seems like it needs its own venue!

“Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!”

Have fun!!

Sirhr

 

[timesublime]

"Yo Momma has got no teeth, and she is trying to bite my style."

 

[BCP]

Yo momma like a door knob, everybody get a turn

Yo momma so fat if we gonna fuck I gotta roll her in dough and look for the wet spot

Yo momma teeth so yellow, when she smile traffic slow down

 

[TheHorta]

Should be “yo birthing person…”

Reported.

 

[powdahound76]

The other day I seen you momma kickin a can down the street.
I say, “Whatchoo doin?”

She say, “Movin…”

 

[powdahound76]

Yo momma so ugly, she could make an onion cry

 

[powdahound76]

Yo momma so fat, before she all the way through the front door, she already headed out the back.

 

[Salad_shooter]

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator!

 

[candyx]

Yo momma is so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch .......

 

[kenny1773]

 

[Maser]

Yo mama so fat when she falls down no one laughs, but the ground sure cracks up.

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

Yo Momma shoot a 6.5 Creedmore.

 

[Maser]

Yo mamas so short she started a long range shooting forum.

 

[powdahound76]

Yo momma so fat, even @Dirty D wants to get with her

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama is like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck.

 

[tomcatmv]

Yo mama is so fat, her x-rays are in Cinemascope!
And she so fugly that when she waddles down the street, even the parking meters flinch!

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Let’s get off moms, cause I just got off your’s.

 

[powdahound76]

Yo momma so fat, she fell off a cliff and the radar man thought she was a jumbo jet!

 

[Maggot]

Should be “yo birthing person…”

Reported.

And regardless youre an insensitive misogynist.

 

[Dirty D]

Yo momma so fat, even @Dirty D wants to get with her

Well don’t be a selfish dick, what’s her number?

 

[Maser]

And regardless youre an insensitive misogynist.

You're

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Yo mama so ugly her portrait hangs its self.

 

[Sparkeytj]

Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets layed in the closet.

Your momma is like a bowling ball she gets fingered and thrown in the gutter.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Your momma is like a fan, turn her on and she blows


Your momma is like a nascar, she burns four rubbers a night

Your momma so dumb, she heard it was chilly out, she went inside and grabbed a bowl

Your momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

[TerryH]

Yo momma’s tits are so large they hang down like a roof tilers nail bag
Yo mommas so ugly:
Her lipstick backs down the tube
When she’s on the beach the tide refuses to come in

 

[Crewdog135]

Yo momma so fat, I ran out of gas driving around her!
Yo momma so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick and someone else pushing!

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[0724/1030]

Yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

 

[akmike47]

I’d post a picture of your mom which would be a joke alone, but I don’t think the servers can handle a file that big.

 

[akmike47]

Yo Momma shoot a 6.5 Creedmore.

So it’s just his second dad?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yo mama is so dumb... she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind!

Sirhr

 

[akmike47]

Your mamas so dumb I found her staring at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate

 

[akmike47]

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

 

[akmike47]

Yo mama so ugly she got turned away from an ugly contest for being professional

 

[akmike47]

Yo mamas so fat she went swimming in the ocean and Spain claimed her as their new world.

 

[wildcats]

Does anyone work around here?

 

[akmike47]

Does anyone work around here?

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama’s so dumb she thought Freon meant she didn’t have to pay for it.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama’s so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper.

(Not sure if that one still hits )

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Your mama is so old Moses signed her yearbook.

 

[SBRSarge]

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came out George Washington’s nose.

 

[SBRSarge]

Yo momma so ugly, she went to the beauty salon and it took four hours… for an estimate

 

[M4orturnate]

Yo mama suck so much dick she could sell her spit to sperm bank

 

[HeavyAssault]

Yo momma is SO big .....her house coat fits the house better than her.

 

[SBRSarge]

Yo momma so fat, she put on her BVDs and now they spell boulevard

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Yo mama so stanky she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat ladies orbiting her.

Yo mama feet so nasty she runs bread between her toes to get jam

 

[eca7891]

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