I saw a couple threads about traveling disarmed and weapons like the tactical pen and markers etc. Cool stuff. A long time ago somebody I knew carried a sock and a couple of C battery’s in their carryon, then assembled on the plane. I do that now too. I have heard a big padlock is better but I have never tried it. C batteries will mess up anything you care to hit pretty bad.
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I prefer a fake limp and a cane.
The Ronin Way is to carry a Grasshopper.
I'm more concerned there are people with this mentality than any with actual criminal intent.
Fucking christ..
(I've flown well over 1,000,000 miles..)
Fucking christ..
(I've flown well over 1,000,000 miles..)
Primacord passes as shoe laces for sneakers.
Have you tried to conceal a Glock in your anal cavity? You know those polymer guns don’t show up on the scan. You will probably have to start out with a 43, but with some anal training you might be able to work up to a full size. Check the hub for a how to on the latter
Capt. Bart Mancuso: Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms.new user account asking about carrying weapons on an airplane
This is hilarious.
Bad experiences using the anal cavity, long story short. PE shaped like a dildo which wasn't that bad, when the fuse was lit I got a nasty burn on the anus from the fuse . Turns out the dude sold me Play Dough, and now I'm on the no fly list.
Odd. Every "polymer" pistol I own has steel slides, barrels, trigger groups, and magazines. The ammo I load them with is brass or steel, and lead.
once you have inserted the firearm into your anal cavity, you push like you have to take a shit, and it packs fecal matter on to all the steel surfaces giving it a CT scan proof coating. I thought this shit was common knowledge? Get your facts straight.
That's why I never fly. I can keep my batteries in my sock.
Damn, I guess you didn’t insert it into your mouth first for a salival lubricant before inserting into you anal cavity? I can usually tell the difference between PE and playdoh that way. Some scamming ass Cajun posing as a Ukrainian almost got me that way once. I always make sure to taste everything before it goes in my ass.
Just don't use a P320 without the upgrade , if you fart it could make it fire......
Shhhhh Dammit!
I always travel with 2 arms. I find removing them and trying to hide them in my prison wallet to be quit painful.
Would not recommend using your anal cavity as a suppressor. That’s why you always insert grip first and not barrel first. Not a lesson you want to learn the hard way
Honestly, take a few years of karate lessons and make a weapon out of an idiot.
If you pack your dildo in your carry on then you can leave the batteries in it .
"Hello, fellow jetsetters." A quartet o glowies at the airport the other day.
They all wear the fucking same sneakers, pants, and backpack styles
they all literally had the same Arc'teryx backpacks.Edit to add: NO, they weren't my coworkers
I was traveling solo until I got to Dubai when I met up with my fellow mercs before catching a private charter into the sandbox (again). I'm operator AF, I roll with my Jansport backpack 
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"Hello, fellow jetsetters." A quartet o glowies at the airport the other day.
They all wear the fucking same sneakers, pants, and backpack styles
Like they were issued or something............
Why stop with a Glock. Work your way all the way up to a 338 Lapua with a ZCO scope. Then Ill be impressed. Just be careful with the laser, its hell on the roids.
Ever hit anyone with a fleshlight?
The key is to load it up before hand
Yeah, doesn't he know they're porcelain, not steel? That's how come they don't get spotted in the metal detectors! And why they cost more than you make in a month!
Don't fly Spirit and you don't need prison yard tools
Here I'm a 1K Premier flyer and my biggest worry is regarding my iPad charge and which headphones are the most comfortable
What are you all doing at the back of the bus ?
Here I'm a 1K Premier flyer and my biggest worry is regarding my iPad charge and which headphones are the most comfortable
What are you all doing at the back of the bus ?
Trying to light the fuse for the counterfeit PE shoved up our ass and dig the fecal matter out of the trigger of our Glock, while some german dude is vigorously beating his meat with a flesh lite.
Then some ass hole molly whopped us with a sock full of batteries.
you know this is not arfcom right?
Playing with fleshlights apparently.
Well op is off the clock guess we will hear from him after 8am Monday D.C. time
Yes they are more Flip Zero people over there.
Not when that goddamn beagle sniffs your offshore bag then sits the fuck down.......
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"Hello, fellow jetsetters." A quartet o glowies at the airport the other day.
They all wear the fucking same sneakers, pants, and backpack styles
No, that's an aircraft strapped to a weapon.Weapons on airplanes huh? I guess I'm the only one who's first thought was a GAU8.
Only weapon I take on a plane is the big one in my pants, but my wife makes sure its fully unloaded before I leave the house.
It's closer to the shitter back here.
Aren't you too tall to shit on an airplane w out keeping the door open?
I just gotta straddle the seat. Kind of like taking a dump on the other side of the world.
Although, it does help to take one leg out of your pants. It keeps you from shitting on your skivvies.
Although, it does help to take one leg out of your pants. It keeps you from shitting on your skivvies.
This place is weird sometimes most of the time.
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