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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Sent that to my dad.

3 sons.

He saw a lotta funny wiener jokes.
And participated in many.

My kid cannot hear the word “balls” without giggling.
 
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Sent that to my dad.

3 sons.

He saw a lotta funny wiener jokes.
And participated in many.

My kid cannot hear the word “balls” without giggling.
You can test your future in-laws by zipping a turkey neck in your pants at Thanksgiving and when the future MIL walks into the kitchen, gauging her reaction.

Ask me how I know.

Sirhr
 
There are approximately 6 dream cars I want total, 4 of which are classics.

1. 2020 F350 crew can 7.3L
2. 2020 Mustang GT
3. A pony car (1968 GT500/1st Gen Challenger/1978 Trans Am)
4. Muscle car (currently a replica Superbird or Charger Daytona)
5. Hot rod (1934 Ford 5 Window coupe)
6. Kaiser M715

Unfortunately, I've come to realize that the classics are way out of my reach. The base cars themselves are far from cheap but, more importantly, the sheer cost to get them up to the standards I'm used to makes the cars a pipe dream without a massive windfall. None of the classics I could come close to buying come anywhere close to the performance, reliability, and comfort of my V6 SUV, let alone the late model performance cars I've test driven. Getting the old warhorses up to modern capabilities is expensive. The Kaiser might be the only one that is better suited than modern cars for what I want to do with it, but I'd need to pay someone a lot of money to get it where I want it. Gosh dang it.
 
There are approximately 6 dream cars I want total, 4 of which are classics.

1. 2020 F350 crew can 7.3L
2. 2020 Mustang GT
3. A pony car (1968 GT500/1st Gen Challenger/1978 Trans Am)
4. Muscle car (currently a replica Superbird or Charger Daytona)
5. Hot rod (1934 Ford 5 Window coupe)
6. Kaiser M715

Unfortunately, I've come to realize that the classics are way out of my reach. The base cars themselves are far from cheap but, more importantly, the sheer cost to get them up to the standards I'm used to makes the cars a pipe dream without a massive windfall. None of the classics I could come close to buying come anywhere close to the performance, reliability, and comfort of my V6 SUV, let alone the late model performance cars I've test driven. Getting the old warhorses up to modern capabilities is expensive. The Kaiser might be the only one that is better suited than modern cars for what I want to do with it, but I'd need to pay someone a lot of money to get it where I want it. Gosh dang it.

5 are cars.
One is a truck. Just sayin...
 
I needed ten feet of 6-2 nm today. I stopped at home Depot and it took three people twenty minutes to figure it out. I kept asking for the store number and they acted like it was classified information. Just let me show you how to do this. Nope can't allow you to. WTF?
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Then I asked for a roll of 3/4 inch sealtight. How much do you need? The whole friggin roll!! No what length? All of it!! The whole friggin roll!!