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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Link is NOT broken. Link does not exist. But I think it will eventually work if you keep pressing it
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Any gender can get their period.....

Someone who "believes in science" has done hit they head too many dang times!


These are the same folks who have those signs in the yard.
Neighbor guy has one.
I asked if he knew the globe has been warming since the ice age ended.....

Dude was speechless (which is better than him talking) and I walked off.

Facts dont always go along with make believe.
No shit back in December a guy came in for the morning after pill......because he had unprotected sex the night before and thought he may have gotten pregnant because he identified as a woman.....I seriously can't make this shit up....

Doc
 
No shit back in December a guy came in for the morning after pill......because he had unprotected sex the night before and thought he may have gotten pregnant because he identified as a woman.....I seriously can't make this shit up....

Doc
They walk among us, breed and vote. That's how Dementia Joe was installed in the WH and how we are outnumbered.
 
They walk among us, breed and vote. That's how Dementia Joe was installed in the WH and how we are outnumbered.
No
Fraud is how dementia Joe ended up in the Whitehouse.. You really think that fucking clown got 82 million votes, the most in history?
 
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Fraud is how dementia Joe ended up in the Whitehouse.. You really think that fucking clown got 82 million votes, the most in history?
No, but the fraud could not have happened without the dumocrat votes and their denial of fraud along with the complicity of the Republican politicians

The dumocrats cheated and the Republicans fucked us.
 
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I didn't fall in but on an elk hunting trip north of the house, it was late morning and nature called, loudly. Forest Service had a toilet at a trailhead close by. Got situated and laid my jacket next to me as I took care of business. Finished and stood up. Something caught the jacket and about 6 feet down the hole it went. So out I go and cut a stick to fish it out. I drag and hook and pull but can't seem to get a hold on it. The sticks bending, the jacket's wallowing in the goo and I'm just getting pissed. But I kept at it and finally got it rescued. Wasn't that good of a jacket but it was noon and I had a sandwich in the pocket.

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
A guy in Boulder was hiding in a regular, and well used, plastic porta john and fapping to women sitting down.

Never thought there was room for a dude in there.

If there was ever a case for “not guilty by reason of insanity” as long as he got a trip to Pueblo to the state nervous hospital.
 
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A guy in Boulder was hiding in a regular, and well used, plastic porta john and fapping to women sitting down.

Never thought there was room for a dude in there.

If there was ever a case for “not guilty by reason of insanity” as long as he got a trip to Pueblo to the state nervous hospital.
I kinda understand that but this guy was a satanist meth head. He had a doll modified with a squirt gun inside it to give himself squirt enemas. He also had "Hail Satan" painted on the inside of the vault.

I know...Pictures or it didn't happen.

This is what the maintenance guys were finding when they went to clean the shitter every week. Took off the riser so he could rappelle down inside. I wonder if he tied Swiss Seat?
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Modified shit squirter. Don't forget the Crisco!
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Proned out waiting for fire department to hose his disgusting ass off so he can go to jail. Had meth in his possession and there was kiddy porn on the laptop.
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I kinda understand that but this guy was a satanist meth head. He had a doll modified with a squirt gun inside it to give himself squirt enemas. He also had "Hail Satan" painted on the inside of the vault.

I know...Pictures or it didn't happen.

This is what the maintenance guys were finding when they went to clean the shitter every week. Took off the riser so he could rappelle down inside. I wonder if he tied Swiss Seat?
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Modified shit squirter. Don't forget the Crisco!
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Proned out waiting for fire department to hose his disgusting ass off so he can go to jail. Had meth in his possession and there was kiddy porn on the laptop.
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the place was a real shit hole
what a crappy job
etc.. :)
 
Mount Airy? You get the hotel room with the giant champagne glass hot tub?

Because, well, that would be epic!!

Sirhr
No, we live up near the parkway maybe 20 minutes from Mount Airy.

Edited to add, Mount Airy NC. Not that other Mount Airy 😎
 
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