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Since we’re getting biblical
 
I rather be in the timeline where Jesus IS a Republican, and he and all of his loyal apostles armed themselves with Chinese repeating crossbows in advance of the Roman raid, and slaughtered all of the Roman troops in a hail of clack-clack-clacking bolts. Afterwards, he and his gang opens the first supermarket in Jerusalem called Alcohol, Cannabis, and Bacon. Two thousand years later, the American branch of this supermarket is renamed Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and is the most popular chain store all across the US. Also the British Invasion by the Beatles fizzled out and remained only popular in hippy enclaves deep in the cities, and rockabilly and outlaw country AKA Gothic Americana is the most popular genre nationwide.

BUT, we are in the timeline where leftists think they can meme...
 
Enough empathy to run the entire world into recession/depression, kill tons of small business, hike rates at the worst time possible, devalue many possessions people have.

Knows history enough to want every facet changed like there is no such thing as slavery (that we fought for), there was no such thing as the Confederate states (even though we supported it in every way), Lets rip all the historical statues and paintings down because we disagree with history and want everyone to forget we fucked up so badly.

Economics ? how do you spell that anyway ? Lets change the definition of recession so we don't look so bad, raise interest rates at the worst possible moment, and just fuck up everything in general because we haven't a clue how things are supposed to work.

Science ? Covid/Fauci....nothing more needs said.

Grammar ? the fuck, who cares, you simpleton.
Spelling, same.
There is a reason Authors get paid more.
Original ideas are much harder to come by than editing skills.

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Thanks for voting "your conscience" (aka on emotion) vs. Using rational thought, or critical thinking, or deductive reasoning...

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People voting for libertarians remind me of the videos of roadside automotive fires in India and Eastern Europe (their cars catch fire all the time and at alarming rates), where there is a bunch of bystanders all armed with small totable extinguishers, and they are running one by one up to the fire, and each person discharging an anemic cumshot of extinguisher onto the fire before their canisters run out. The fire buckles, sometimes even hiccups, but then roars right back to full intensity. Instead of doing that, if someone had told them to stop whatever the fuck they were doing, and all go up to the fire in unison, and discharge their combined 6-7 extinguishers at once in a coordinated volley, that might be enough to put the fire out until emergency services arrive.
 
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Sorry this is behind a paywall so don’t open but it’s a reminder they did this in 2016….


Same establishment mobilized to cripple the only chance they have to win and they had a “secret” meeting in Georgia to conspire against Trump.

Why so self destructive unless they had more to lose by having Trump in the office.
 
 
Now lets examine AZ why don't we...

 


The perfect response to the overplayed "ok boomer" thing is "you sound vaxxed and boosted".

Also, good memes can be made in pure text form, without pictures necessary:

"I can take off my tinfoil hat anytime. Can you take out the MRNA from your bloodstream?"