Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Marinevet1 said:
Good Dog..........

www.foxnews.com

Georgia sheepdog fights off, kills 8 coyotes after pack attacks his sheep

A Georgia sheepdog named Casper is recovering from injuries suffered when he fought off a group of coyotes that attacked his sheep.
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Bad dogs....

www.abc.net.au

Police investigation underway after meter reader mauled to death by dogs south of Brisbane

Three dogs are impounded after 42-year-old Kane Minion — who had worked as a meter reader for seven years — is killed at a property in Logan, south of Brisbane, on Saturday morning.
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ironman56 said:
I told the colonoscopy team that they couldn't drive a needle up my ass with a sledgehammer, the male nurses laughed the one female not so much , the whole procedure was a good experience the team cut up and joked the whole time I was conscious, VA kerrville texas , always treated well by my doctors there.the one time I went to Audie Murphy in S A , sucked.
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Proof That The World Is Nuts!


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.


(Like THAT makes sense.)


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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


(Do they look different reversed?)


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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


(A brick?)


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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia!)


(Much worse than 'going blind!')


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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.




Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.


The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)


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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.


(But of course!)


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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'


(Is this a great country or what?)


Well,... not as great as Guam!


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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)


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The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


(From drinking little bottles of ???)


(Did our Government pay for this research??)


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Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Ah, geez.)


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An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


(I know some people like that.)


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Starfish don't have brains.


(I know some people like that, too.)


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And, the best for last?


Turtles can breathe through their ass.


(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


Thank you all for reading this.


If you need to reach me in the future, I will



be in Guam!!​
 
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