Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[MrSmith]

I remember when those remotes came out. Had an uncle that told me he would never have one of those things. Quote; "When I get sooo lazy that I can't tell my wife to get up and change the channel I might as well just give up and die".

Then he'd look around to see who was listening, wink and say "And your Aunt says it's OK if I say that".

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[mtrmn]

I would be afraid to ask

Bearing buddy.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’m

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I doth approveth!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’ll take bullshit for $1000 Alex

Does Jasper already suck dicks? Or is he going to start doing it in the near future?

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Expert684]

I go shopping and tell all of the cashiers Merry Christmas! Some just don't know what to say. I tell them say: Merry Christmas or you'll burn in hell if you don't!

 

[Duc]

Bet that squeal is gone and the stopping power....

I would be afraid to ask

 

[quietmike]

Have fun with that

COVID-19-Associated Hospitalizations Among Vaccinated and Unvaccinated Adults 18 Years or Older in 13 US States

This cross-sectional study examines characteristics of COVID-19–associated hospitalizations among vaccinated persons and comparative hospitalization rates in unvaccinated and vaccinated persons.

jamanetwork.com

I know reality is a foreign language to leftys, but maybe even you might get this one.
How is something that doesn't prevent you from catching or spreading a disease called a vaccine?

 

[CamW]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You have to look up the New Definition of a vaccine.

I know reality is a foreign language to leftys, but maybe even you might get this one.
How is something that doesn't prevent you from catching or spreading a disease called a vaccine?

It's been changed to fit the narrative

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, if she puts out, I am sure she can find a dude with a furnace...

Sirhr

 

[quietmike]

You have to look up the New Definition of a vaccine.

It's been changed to fit the narrative

Lefty's greatest enemy is a printed dictionary.

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[hlee]

Seems legit…

 

[Thud]

Lawless,
Your EVIL
Dang that LOOKS GOOD
I'm so hungry right now and still have a few hours till I can take a break.

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Expert684]

Seems legit…

I’m scared!

 

[6.5SH]

Lefty's greatest enemy is a printed dictionary.

An online source of the 1828 Webster's, download it and save it while you still can:

An American dictionary of the English language: intended to exhibit, I. The origin, affinities and primary signification of English words, as far as they have been ascertained. II. The genuine orthography and pronunciation of words, according to gene

Skeel ;

archive.org

This was the first publication date and still old enough to be contemporary with our founding and before the rot started with the war between the states.

 

[MrBlond]

I know reality is a foreign language to leftys, but maybe even you might get this one.
How is something that doesn't prevent you from catching or spreading a disease called a vaccine?

That’s not what a vaccine does. It gives your immune system a head start so you don’t lose the race. I fully support anti-vaxxers right to die gasping for air as long as they don’t pretend science is on their side.

 

[MrBlond]

Or we would solve our overpopulation problem. Sounds like a win/win, let’s do it.

 

[Int1968]

Fuck around and find out.

 

[Int1968]

Why women shouldn’t be cops

 

[CamW]

 

[SouthFLShootin]

 

[pmclaine]

That’s not what a vaccine does. It gives your immune system a head start so you don’t lose the race. I fully support anti-vaxxers right to die gasping for air as long as they don’t pretend science is on their side.

You sound vaxxed.

Now get boosted.

 

[pmclaine]

Or we would solve our overpopulation problem. Sounds like a win/win, let’s do it.

Still here?

When will you start the depopulation with yourself?

 

[quietmike]

That’s not what a vaccine does. It gives your immune system a head start so you don’t lose the race. I fully support anti-vaxxers right to die gasping for air as long as they don’t pretend science is on their side.

The absolute stupidity of someone who thinks men can give birth, women can have cocks, or that the earth is running out of water speaking about science.

 

[Bullfrog08]

That’s not what a vaccine does. It gives your immune system a head start so you don’t lose the race. I fully support anti-vaxxers right to die gasping for air as long as they don’t pretend science is on their side.

Lets not spend five pages debating this stupidity. Just ignore itand move on. He's just trolling for fun, and try to ruin this thread. He will just laugh at your responses, because its fun for him.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That's not how it works. They believe that they are superior and therefore everyone else is the problem.

Still here?

When will you start the depopulation with yourself?

 

[Ichi]

 

[Jscb1b]

Or we would solve our overpopulation problem. Sounds like a win/win, let’s do it.

You haven't killed yourself yet? Damn waste of oxygen.

 

[quietmike]

Or we would solve our overpopulation problem. Sounds like a win/win, let’s do it.

Removing warning labels would be a better way to solve overpopulation. If a person really needs a warning label not to lean an aluminum ladder against high voltage lines, do we really want their genetic line to continue?
Same with hot warnings on cups of coffee.

Better still we could stop paying welfare whores for squirting out bastard kids like a t-shirt cannon at a ball game.

But those measures would disproportionately affect leftys wouldn't it.

 

[powdahound76]

I just ripped a huge fart.

It has more IQ points than MrBlond


Anyone who quotes JAMA as a source of fact is a low information person parading around pretending genius. .
I do not care the position they support or if I agree with them.
JAMA and other med associations are little more than political orgs for med folks.

Trust me. Being a member of 3 of them is written in my job description.
And paid for by work.
My work doesnt push vaccines (except for those post splenectomy) and some of these groups understanding of the Constitution is appalling.
Dont worry, I interrupted a national conference to let them know they were using propaganda and not facts a couple years ago.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Longshot231]

It would be nice to find an Island where there are no laws and no country or Interpol could prosecute anyone for dueling. Let's make dueling great again!

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[hlee]

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To skitter around in the crunchy leaves behind hunters for no reason at all

 

[Cowpokey]

To skitter around in the crunchy leaves behind hunters for no reason at all

I didn't make it...but, yes.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

An online source of the 1828 Webster's, download it and save it while you still can:

An American dictionary of the English language: intended to exhibit, I. The origin, affinities and primary signification of English words, as far as they have been ascertained. II. The genuine orthography and pronunciation of words, according to gene

Skeel ;

archive.org

This was the first publication date and still old enough to be contemporary with our founding and before the rot started with the war between the states.

I tell people to find a dictionary published prior to 1980ish. Should be mostly unaffected by the woke movement. Maybe my recommendation is too late but I feel 1980 is good.

 

[cas6969]

The only stupid one's are those that continue to acknowledge him and give him what he wants.

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

In the interest of accuracy, the wooden "bomb" shown at 0:43 is actually an AN-MK-4 Aircraft Float Light - just like the one in my collection.

I also noted that it is not anywhere close in appearance to the one the good LTC is holding at 0:51.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet (including this post?). Of course, if you want photos, give me a little time and I can produce a photo of Hitler and Patton holding the one in my collection. I can even be looking over their shoulders, if you want.

 

[Maser]

Gotta love Jay!

 

[Slash0311]

I have Flu A. I NEED THIS!!!

Please! This shit sucks! It started Sunday and I'm just now feeling a little better.

 

[Cowpokey]