Sends employee all over town in company truck to look for stuff that doesn't exist- as a practical joke. In the meantime, said employee is using up company fuel to spend his day not working- while getting paid. Who really got the last laugh?
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We’ve been laughing for 30 years about that stuff…. You tell me.
Sending the Chinese national, who spoke very broken English, with a very pronounced Chinese accent to the tool crib for a rotor stretcher.
Next, it was sending him back to the tool crib for a siphon hose for propane.
if you look around 59 seconds; after one cylinder was hit with the 50 cal, you only see flames coming from one side.
You would think the 50cal would go through both sides of the cylinder. hmm
Sorry peasants not available at Mickey D’s
Actually preferred Westphalian ham which was very similar, but became unobtainable in recent years, so I have had to substitute with prosciutto.
Can do without the shrimp myself, but wrapped around a nice honeydew or some whole mozzarella so yummy.
Has anybody had any decent results with wild boar? I understand sow back-straps are decent, but what about smoked?
The chance of dying from an accidental discharge is probably way higher than 1 in 8,305. Most 'accidental' discharges are really negligent discharges. Accidental discharges are very, very few.
Damn it's tough not having heated and cooled seats.
From this point forward in my life, the only cars I have that don’t have heated seats will be weekend cars.
I must admit that as I have gotten older, I do love the heated seats.
I thought they were for pussies until I bought a truck that they were included in. I don't leave them on for very long but they take the edge off while you're waiting for the heater to catch up. Heated steering wheel is pretty nice too.
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a/c cooled seats for the win.
I’ll also say, honorable mention goes to a backup camera. It won’t be a deal breaker but I won’t kick it out of the driveway
I agree with killing pedos... Can we also agree that we shouldn't take advice from a guy named "Stew Peters"? I'm not willing to eat them, thank you.
Probably just not hungry enough…
I hear they are better fried anyway…
Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party
Mao Sugiyama, 22, pictured, voluntarily underwent surgery to have his genitalia removed, then served them up for dinner in Tokyo, Japan.
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Buddy of mine had to “mind” a bunch of Korean engineers who were at his plant for training.
So, he taught them that the proper way to greet an American on the phone when answering was to say “Bro me.”
Sent dozens back to Korea that way.
Sirhr
I own only one car that had heated and cooled seats, (Front and rear), and heated steering wheel. I never use any of them unless my back is aching.
All of my cars have remote start.
I do have one car that has electronic differential on an the old (wolf in sheep's clothing) Mercedes.
All are gamechangers.
My daily driver is a Solara with fabric trim and I have no idea if it has heated seats. I doubt it has anything but aftermarket remote start. (heated seats were an option) but I have no idea if it's equipped.
**1985 fabric seats have no signs of wear as it is not that fuzzy crap and it wears like iron and and is never hot or cold.
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They went on a "three hour tour". They were caught in a storm during that three hour tour. It doesn't state they were only in the storm for three hours.
You've forgotten the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.
nope, I'm here posting offensive misogynistic statues.
I call this one "Mansplaining" and is found on a collage campus.
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