Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Ok. This pic is / may be humorous.......unless it actually happens to you.

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Probably 20+ years ago a group of us got into the "fuck with each other's car" phase. I decorated my buddies sisters car with some assorted goodies, some of which may have been a couple dozen rubbers, while she was in Sunday church service.

Needless to say, she returned the favor while we were all at a local theme park. She stuck them all over my car on a 90° summer day. I spent the better part of the following day getting them off when the adhesive turned into JB Weld.
 
I am across the pond
Who is she?
Whats her story?

A brave selfless police officer who made it her mission to ensure her fellow officers didn't have any aggression and frustration on their minds when interacting with the public so the citizens could feel safe knowing their local police officers weren't going to be oppressing the populace.
 
A brave selfless police officer who made it her mission to ensure her fellow officers didn't have any aggression and frustration on their minds when interacting with the public so the citizens could feel safe knowing their local police officers weren't going to be oppressing the populace.
In other words.....see fucked all them....while married!
 
Back then everybody intelligent knew

The men are men
the women are men
the children are FBI
I had a buddy back in college that would get on there and pretend to be a lesbian woman. Not sure what he got out of it, but it got his rocks off. I think I ruined it for him when I told him he was talking to dudes. He said there was no way, he’d be able to tell the difference. Then I pointed out there was no way he was the only dude in the world posing as a lesbian woman. He quit using chat rooms after that.
 
I had a buddy back in college that would get on there and pretend to be a lesbian woman. Not sure what he got out of it, but it got his rocks off. I think I ruined it for him when I told him he was talking to dudes. He said there was no way, he’d be able to tell the difference. Then I pointed out there was no way he was the only dude in the world posing as a lesbian woman. He quit using chat rooms after that.

That's because he was not dedicated to his craft.

True professionals always roleplayed bisexual women which was a much better cover story.