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Recently my wife sent me to her favorite Mexican restaurant for a to-go order. She wrote it down so I would get it right. I told her I was happy to go (she was sick and needed a treat) but she would get exactly what she wrote, so be clear.

When I got home without the guacamole she was disappointed. You didn’t ask for guacamole was my reply. Yes I did, right here where it says avocado she says.

Yep, you got avocado, just like you wrote down, I reply. Well I wanted guacamole, who puts sliced avocado on their taco salad, she says.

Well, I guess it’s the people who write down avocado instead of guacamole. If you want guacamole you should ask for guacamole.




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Recently my wife sent me to her favorite Mexican restaurant for a to-go order. She wrote it down so I would get it right. I told her I was happy to go (she was sick and needed a treat) but she would get exactly what she wrote, so be clear.

When I got home without the guacamole she was disappointed. You didn’t ask for guacamole was my reply. Yes I did, right here where it says avocado she says.

Yep, you got avocado, just like you wrote down, I reply. Well I wanted guacamole, who puts sliced avocado on their taco salad, she says.

Well, I guess it’s the people who write down avocado instead of guacamole. If you want guacamole you should ask for guacamole.




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I had one of these as my first car, 455 four barrel under the hood, would pass anything but a gas station. Didn't have the wheel skirts, or the aftermarket wheels...paint was a little faded, but it had power EVERYTHING on the interior, seats, windows. Damn near a Caddy for that vintage.
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