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Recently my wife sent me to her favorite Mexican restaurant for a to-go order. She wrote it down so I would get it right. I told her I was happy to go (she was sick and needed a treat) but she would get exactly what she wrote, so be clear.
When I got home without the guacamole she was disappointed. You didn’t ask for guacamole was my reply. Yes I did, right here where it says avocado she says.
Yep, you got avocado, just like you wrote down, I reply. Well I wanted guacamole, who puts sliced avocado on their taco salad, she says.
Well, I guess it’s the people who write down avocado instead of guacamole. If you want guacamole you should ask for guacamole.
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And with the left turn signal on.
Blinky Blinky You Lemmings.
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He said launch, not kick. This is a job for SpaceX.
Looked like da great white hope up in dat bitch.
He was not wrong. That red line is the direct path to being a multi millionaire.
I had one of these as my first car, 455 four barrel under the hood, would pass anything but a gas station. Didn't have the wheel skirts, or the aftermarket wheels...paint was a little faded, but it had power EVERYTHING on the interior, seats, windows. Damn near a Caddy for that vintage.
I've seen the three big ones near Cairo, but from the air as we couldn't get off the plane when we landed and passing through to Ethiopia. They looked pretty big from a distance, but dang that picture puts it in more perspective...they are YUGE.
