Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Dead Eye Dick]

And DISTANT past. Once on your bill it never goes away.
I seem to remember also a 1$ charge listed as "light bulbs for the blind". Back in the 80's, it was.....
Had to be a team effort between La Power and Light (now known as Entergy) and the ever-corrupt state govt.

However, do not consider any of my comments meaning to disparage the men who go out in the middle of serous storms to restore our power. If these fees went directly to the pay of these fine gentleman, I would gladly pay it double. Good men, doing some serious work in very serious shit.

Lineman of Louisiana….Thank You!

 

[Lawless]

Off to save some addicts

 

[Mike Islander]

Fuck drinking a bunch of sugar water, but fake. Sadly, impossible to guess in today's climate.

 

[BullGear]

Received an email from the local power company informing us rates would increase 11 percent in January (they did) and to expect another increase in the spring. Increases are to cover 2022 fuel costs. For some reason I'm thinking if fuel magically dropped to $0.99 per gallon for the next five years, we would not see a decrease.

I called the various fees Because We Can fees.

I don't know how much of a percentage my utilities have gone up, but we're looking at about a 35-40% increase on the monthly bill.

 

[EddieNFL]

I don't know how much of a percentage my utilities have gone up, but we're looking at about a 35-40% increase on the monthly bill.

Ha. I compared Jan 22 to last month. Usage almost the same. Bill increased almost exactly 40 percent.

 

[Cowpokey]

Ha. I compared Jan 22 to last month. Usage almost the same. Bill increased almost exactly 40 percent.

Ours doubled, and it has been a VERY mild winter here.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[308pirate]

 

[tomcatmv]

Those were some tough fricking hombres and there's still a few around. I know because my son did it for a couple years.

 

[The D]

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Not odd at all, especially to anyone that has cats. My cats will take absolutely any opportunity to lay on a soft/warm surface. Doesn’t matter if it’s a lap, sunny spot next to a window, I’m sure they’d lay on my dead body until I started to smell too bad

 

[Fig]

You skin Griz?

 

[308pirate]

I’m sure they’d lay on my dead body until I started to smell too bad

Then they would eat you when they got hungry

 

[308pirate]

My cats will take absolutely any opportunity to lay on a soft/warm surface.

My cat is johnny on the spot on folded laundry fresh from the dryer

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[The D]

Then they would eat you when they got hungry

Yes, I don’t doubt that at all

My cat is johnny on the spot on folded laundry fresh from the dryer

This is another one. One of ours will burrow herself into the middle of any pile of laundry that is still warm when it is taken out. Doesn’t matter if it’s just plopped in the floor or in a basket

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Lawless]

So cool for 3 years old

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Iceland

 

[Lawless]

 

[taliv]

How to tell that you are in Ohio. Step 1. Hotel Gives you one of these:

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There really is no step 2. It's not necessary.

Sirhr

if you weren't aware, the reformatory was where shawshank redemption was filmed. harrison ford also filmed some movie there in the mid 90s and the following month i participated in a 1000 person paintball big game inside the reformatory. 2 teams of 500, each with a cell block, battling it out all day. was pretty wild.

 

[The D]

This x a millyun. My wife and I are going through a carnivore stretch so this would be a welcome treat

 

[Longshot231]

Super Bowl Flyover Featuring All Female Pilots Running 20 Minutes Late

GLENDALE, AZ — The Super Bowl flyover team featuring exclusively female pilots has informed NFL officials that they are running a "little behind."

babylonbee.com

 

[CSGambill]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[CZAddict]

No refunds

Use enough gun. - Robert Ruark

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Use enough gun. - Robert Ruark

Only Accurate Rifles Interest me. — Townsend Whelan

Or was it Jack O’Conner?

Sirhr

 

[Cowpokey]

Only Accurate Rifles Interest me. — Townsend Whelan

Or was it Jack O’Conner?

Sirhr

Col Whelan

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Patriot Post strikes again

 

[hlee]

Only Accurate Rifles Interest me. — Townsend Whelan

Or was it Jack O’Conner?

Sirhr

I think Jack O’Connor said, and I quote, “270win is the greatestest cartridge that was ever invented by man, and is suitable for all hunting pursuits. Unless you’re going to Africa. In that case, carry a rifle that launches small automobiles…”

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I think Jack O’Connor said, and I quote, “270win is the greatestest cartridge that was ever invented by man, and is suitable for all hunting pursuits. Unless you’re going to Africa. In that case, carry a rifle that launches small automobiles…”

Peter Hathaway Capstick was another Africa hand who believed in ‘enough gun.’

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Crewdog135]

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I think I cracked a molar and have a sore shoulder just IMAGINING shooting that thing in a field setting.

 

[Longshot231]

Peter Hathaway Capstick was another Africa hand who believed in ‘enough gun.’

Sirhr

Most kids start out with a rimfire rifle. I think that she was handed a .458 WM before she started kindergarten. I think this young lady was about 13-14 when she made this video.



The .458 was the equivalent of training wheels.



BTW, I got my friend's 12 year old son over the fear of shooting my .458 by showing videos of the girl shooting the shoulder held artillery.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Active shooter at Michigan State University, at least 5 shot

Police and other emergency services are responding to an active shooter situation at Michigan State University in East Lansing, local officials and witnesses say. There are multiple victims, including fatalities. The incident began just before 8:30 p.m. on Monday when officers were called for an...

bnonews.com

 

[CamW]

 

[hlee]

Peter Hathaway Capstick was another Africa hand who believed in ‘enough gun.’

Sirhr

“Pay the insurance…”

 

[K470]

Nope, Nope, Nope......Time to burn the house down.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]