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[Dead Eye Dick]

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That's some real grandmas wisdom right there.

Damn straight you are, Too Damn Cheney! Packed my lunch before heading off to Jackson, Mississippi for a Match about 10 or so years ago. Can’t remember how well I shot, At Jackson, sometimes I was perfect sometimes I really screwed the pooch.

Anyway, I put the bread and cookies in a baggie that morning. Finished shooting, I grabbed the sack, dug in the cooler to get the sandwich meat and opened the baggie with my bread and cookies. The Bread was doing its best imitation of AR500 Steel. Could have passed off as a steel silhouette target. The Oreo’s literally fell apart in my hands. (As in doing their best imitation of WATER!)

 

[babyguppy]

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Deadly Marine Sniper Chuck Mawhinney Hit 16 Headshots In 30 Seconds on a Pitch Black Night.​

He said he learned to shoot here in Eastern Oregon splashing coyotes in his hometown of Lakeview.

he had to reload a few times in there, figure that in!!!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

he had to reload a few times in there, figure that in!!!

I think I read where in that 16 headshot engagement he was using an M 14 with some form of night vision.

 

[babyguppy]

I think I read where, in that 16 headshot engagement he was using an M 14 with some form of night vision.

that makes more sense;
"Mawhinney left his sniper rifle at the base and moved forward with an M14 semiautomatic rifle and a Starlight scope, an early night vision device."

One of the most lethal US Marine snipers in Vietnam fired 16 headshots in 30 seconds in pitch darkness

The sniper and his spotter positioned themselves overlooking the shallowest river crossing. A few hours later, the NVA appeared.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Hawkwood]

Not my house or my friends…

Know the owner well enough but at that time of year it’s pretty well winterized.

For going up on a Friday afternoon and coming home on Saturday afternoon it’s not worth the bother.

Any day/night spent in the outdoors is an exceptional pleasure. The ringing of steel for a few hours ices the cake.

 

[The D]

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That's some real grandmas wisdom right there.

My wife does this when we make Christmas cookies. Of course, she learned from her grandmother

 

[FWoo45]

WABS: Weak Ass Baby Shit. I don't see a Nakamichi Dragon cassette player in that stack. The rest of it should be Yamaha or Pioneer.

Tried to take a pic of my Nak BX-300. Dog is being a douche.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

WABS: Weak Ass Baby Shit. I don't see a Nakamichi Dragon cassette player in that stack. The rest of it should be Yamaha or Pioneer.

OK Boomer.
Here go eat this and take a nap you’ll feel better.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

he had to reload a few times in there, figure that in!!!

Funny y’all should bring Chuck up. I just finished the book a few minutes ago. Quick read.

 

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[Moe Ron]

Another walk to get some air.

Not as many neat houses in this direction.

Relics of a simpler time.

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Reminds me of our house in rural Missouri. Talking late 60s early 70s. Antenna on the roof was motorized for rotation. A box with a big dial sat on top of the TV. Stations were marked on the dial. Antenna spun for reception. All that for 3 stations. We were high tech. Looks like a motor on that one.

 

[Thorny]

Don't forget, that time of year again..
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[Mike Casselton]

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E-2/E-3 purchase

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

View attachment 8095133Awesome! My dad had a blue 67 that got crushed by barn in a tornado. I would have loved to been able to restore it. I will be restoring my grandpa’s 56 hopefully soon.View attachment 8095139

Restore? Get it running and drive it the way it is. That's a great truck

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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Back in the 80's when the exchange rate was like 10 million yen to the dollar. You could buy that setup for $100 on a deployment to Okinawa

 

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[EddieNFL]

Back in the 80's when the exchange rate was like 10 million yen to the dollar. You could buy that setup for $100 on a deployment to Okinawa

I don't recall it being that high, but it was about three times higher than when I returned.in the 90s.

 

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[philly1010]

Every Saturday morning after cartoons!

I am amazed now, that these corny monster movies were endlessly amusing to me as a kid. The Gargantuans, Godzilla, Mothra...

 

[Longshot231]

Call me sadistic but I enjoy seeing the tables turned on the bad guys like this. I never had to shoot anyone but turned the tables on some bullies in fist fights when I was younger. I never enjoyed fighting but when I got the best of them, it turned out to be fun.

If I'm sadistic, so what. This steaming pile of poop got what he deserved and, yes, it was kind of funny listening to him scream like a baby with its hand on a hot stove.

To be honest, I thought about posting this elsewhere but feel this is somewhat motivational. Remember to turn the volume on unless you are at work. FOUL LANGUAGE AND SCREAMS OF PAIN.

 

[acpchuck]

Funny y’all should bring Chuck up. I just finished the book a few minutes ago. Quick read.

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I met Chuck in the early 80's when he was working for my father-in-law at the Forest Service. Had no clue about his history as a sniper until almost 20 years later. Asked my FIL about it and he said Chuck had told him about his service but at the time didn't want others to know.

Had a chance to talk to him at the 2010 SHOT Show. We talked about when he and my FIL were sampling home made wine and may have had a little too much. Funny stuff.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

This man is patiently waiting for a pudding cup.

 

[david walter]

He was justified in shooting when the fat dude was within 7 yards and spouting shit. He waited patiently, but fatty wanted shot it seems.

Call me sadistic but I enjoy seeing the tables turned on the bad guys like this. I never had to shoot anyone but turned the tables on some bullies in fist fights when I was younger. I never enjoyed fighting but when I got the best of them, it turned out to be fun.

If I'm sadistic, so what. This steaming pile of poop got what he deserved and, yes, it was kind of funny listening to him scream like a baby with its hand on a hot stove.

To be honest, I thought about posting this elsewhere but feel this is somewhat motivational. Remember to turn the volume on unless you are at work. FOUL LANGUAGE AND SCREAMS OF PAIN.

 

[Oldloser]

The best and the worst officers I served with were women.

One locked up the first time she got into trouble and almost killed her partner... was very bad.

Other smashed a perp twice her size in the head with a toilet seat and then muckled him up. Hint to folks... If the officer you try and go all 'game on' with is 4'6", cute as a button, and competed in the Iditirod for several years... and is wielding a toilet seat... Just walk away. Her kids are awesome, BTW.

I need to do a book someday...

Sirhr

You do.

 

[Longshot231]

He was justified in shooting when the fat dude was within 7 yards and spouting shit. He waited patiently, but fatty wanted shot it seems.

It looks like he got one in the groin; which might be why he's screaming so much.

 

[Keith E.]

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Shackles on my feet....

Don't worry, you'll see it if you're old enough.

Keith

 

[Cowpokey]

Shackles on my feet....

Don't worry, you'll see it if you're old enough.

Keith

First thing I noticed.

 

[MadDuner]

Shackles on my feet....

Don't worry, you'll see it if you're old enough.

Keith

We did stupid shit back then....
Handled like a dream!

 

[Cowpokey]

 

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[madppcs]

Call me sadistic but I enjoy seeing the tables turned on the bad guys like this. I never had to shoot anyone but turned the tables on some bullies in fist fights when I was younger. I never enjoyed fighting but when I got the best of them, it turned out to be fun.

If I'm sadistic, so what. This steaming pile of poop got what he deserved and, yes, it was kind of funny listening to him scream like a baby with its hand on a hot stove.

To be honest, I thought about posting this elsewhere but feel this is somewhat motivational. Remember to turn the volume on unless you are at work. FOUL LANGUAGE AND SCREAMS OF PAIN.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Without any context, it’s hard to say what went on there

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I have pictures of my mothers 66 Coronet convertible 383 4 speed on a rotisserie. The rear shelf was swiss cheese

Seriously bro can we please leave your mothers rear shelf out of the equation?

 

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[Srgt. Hulka]