Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

One of my advisors came in my office with a pissed off customer. Seems he had purchased a used alternator for his truck and paid us to install., but it was crap. He returned it to the junkyard and got a replacement. When the advisor told him he would have to pay the same labor, he blew up and insisted we replace it for free. I told him we would not charge for the second one and gave him the number to the tow company we used so he could tow his truck to someone who would do it for free. Attitude changed and he said he was willing to pay half. I asked if he wanted to use my phone.

Moral of the story: The cheapest is seldom the least expensive. At the time, our labor rate (posted) was $105 per hour; $135 if you supplied parts.
I had a guy call me and said that his outdoor fan motor was bad. I had him text me a picture of the data plate from the unit so I could have the correct part when I got there. When I got there. He had already taken the top off and was trying to hammer the motor shaft through the fan blade. "I thought I would save you some time". Well, you didn't remove the set screw and you have now ruined the motor bearings. BTW, your fan motor WAS probably good. Your motors capacitor has swollen to the point that it's separated the top. A hundred dollar service call, including the new capacitor, cost him around five hundred. Fan blade was warped out of shape from him trying to drive the motor out. He was not happy when I told him that the warranty would not cover his stupidity.
 
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Driven on shelf roads like that in the San Juan's and always high on the pucker scale. While driving you are focused on getting through the section while being a passenger is far more unsettling. Generally if you fuck up you are dead.
The San Juans were way easier on motorcycle.
When I lived outside of Durango - I worked hard at hitting every road or goat trail I could find.
 
One of my advisors came in my office with a pissed off customer. Seems he had purchased a used alternator for his truck and paid us to install., but it was crap. He returned it to the junkyard and got a replacement. When the advisor told him he would have to pay the same labor, he blew up and insisted we replace it for free. I told him we would not charge for the second one and gave him the number to the tow company we used so he could tow his truck to someone who would do it for free. Attitude changed and he said he was willing to pay half. I asked if he wanted to use my phone.

Moral of the story: The cheapest is seldom the least expensive. At the time, our labor rate (posted) was $105 per hour; $135 if you supplied parts.
customer furnished parts, no fucking way.
 
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One of my advisors came in my office with a pissed off customer. Seems he had purchased a used alternator for his truck and paid us to install., but it was crap. He returned it to the junkyard and got a replacement. When the advisor told him he would have to pay the same labor, he blew up and insisted we replace it for free. I told him we would not charge for the second one and gave him the number to the tow company we used so he could tow his truck to someone who would do it for free. Attitude changed and he said he was willing to pay half. I asked if he wanted to use my phone.

Moral of the story: The cheapest is seldom the least expensive. At the time, our labor rate (posted) was $105 per hour; $135 if you supplied parts.
I’m sure this is true for all cars, but in the Mercedes forums I run in the saying is; there’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes. Trying to save a few bucks on used/super cheap parts almost always ends up being false economy. The same can be said of labor too. Sometimes it is cheaper to pay more $$ to someone who knows their shit and won’t have to struggle fuck their way through an oil change on your garbage-ass V12
 
You mean you don't warranty used customer furnished parts?
I suppose you charge for the labor too?
Jeez, with policies like that - a guy could almost stay in business instead of doing work for free and trying to make it up with volume.
Buy high, sell low, and do lots of volume.

Every car we serviced received a free tail light brightness enhancer. "extended warranty"