I am become death
Shit, this was a practice run. You should have seen this on stage, it was glorious
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
- Start date
- Tags
- motivational pictures
Shit, this was a practice run. You should have seen this on stage, it was glorious
Well, it's a Glock...
....but not the freedom to be douchebags in someone else's house.
They came up with a way to tax the rain. Business and commercial property owners are taxed by the square foot of property for rainwater run off. To not piss off the home owners they just disguised it as a property tax hike.
We're fast approaching the "Post USSR" tax rate. After the Soviet Union fell, governments at all levels were scrambling to find (steal) revenue. Saw an interview with a business owner who said he was impossible to pay all the taxes levied. If I recall, it amounted to 110 percent of his gross income.
Eventually, I expect to see:
- White tax
- Heterosexual tax
- Healthy tax
- Generation tax
- Social score tax
- Job tax (because you have a job)
- Appliance use tax
- Tax tax
I could go on...
That'll be a nickel forum post tax!
People don't have a clue what it costs to keep a brick and mortar business open. Taxes and insurances will sink you. But but but I can get it for $10 from Amazon. I hear that shit from people when I am on a service call and sell them a capacitor for $20. I told one guy to go ahead and have Amazon come out, diagnose the problem, have the correct part on the truck and install it for $10. It's 98 degrees and my a/c is working so do you want me to remove it and go?We're fast approaching the "Post USSR" tax rate. After the Soviet Union fell, governments at all levels were scrambling to find (steal) revenue. Saw an interview with a business owner who said he was impossible to pay all the taxes levied. If I recall, it amounted to 110 percent of his gross income.
Eventually, I expect to see:
- White tax
- Heterosexual tax
- Healthy tax
- Generation tax
- Social score tax
- Job tax (because you have a job)
- Appliance use tax
- Tax tax
I could go on...
That'll be a nickel forum post tax!
Don’t forget Reparation Tax for minorities and LBQT (whatever) cause we done persecuted them.
Why tax anyone? The rate of expenditure far exceeds any revenue recovered by taxes, it is all imaginary money. If you stopped paying welfare and relied on tax to balance the budget how long do you think it would take to achieve a balance??
I do not expect an answer as I know I will not be around to se it.
I do not expect an answer as I know I will not be around to se it.
Hmmm... What do you think he's *really* trying to say?
One of my advisors came in my office with a pissed off customer. Seems he had purchased a used alternator for his truck and paid us to install., but it was crap. He returned it to the junkyard and got a replacement. When the advisor told him he would have to pay the same labor, he blew up and insisted we replace it for free. I told him we would not charge for the second one and gave him the number to the tow company we used so he could tow his truck to someone who would do it for free. Attitude changed and he said he was willing to pay half. I asked if he wanted to use my phone.
Moral of the story: The cheapest is seldom the least expensive. At the time, our labor rate (posted) was $105 per hour; $135 if you supplied parts.
Regretting that extra Twinkie?
I had a guy call me and said that his outdoor fan motor was bad. I had him text me a picture of the data plate from the unit so I could have the correct part when I got there. When I got there. He had already taken the top off and was trying to hammer the motor shaft through the fan blade. "I thought I would save you some time". Well, you didn't remove the set screw and you have now ruined the motor bearings. BTW, your fan motor WAS probably good. Your motors capacitor has swollen to the point that it's separated the top. A hundred dollar service call, including the new capacitor, cost him around five hundred. Fan blade was warped out of shape from him trying to drive the motor out. He was not happy when I told him that the warranty would not cover his stupidity.
Driven on shelf roads like that in the San Juan's and always high on the pucker scale. While driving you are focused on getting through the section while being a passenger is far more unsettling. Generally if you fuck up you are dead.
Sent it to K the day after she announced to her parents I was the cook.
Hilarious!!!
This was posted by Elon Musk, a guy that has 10 kids.
