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My wife tracked down a copy of a book I vaguely remembered liking as a little kid as a birthday gift so I could read it to my twins. It's been out of print since 1982. That woman is too good to me sometimes.

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I told this very thing to my wife last night. I have no clue how I deserve her.
 
My wife tracked down a copy of a book I vaguely remembered liking as a little kid as a birthday gift so I could read it to my twins. It's been out of print since 1982. That woman is too good to me sometimes.

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I told this very thing to my wife last night. I have no clue how I deserve her.
No kidding! This was one of my favorite books when I was little. I didn't know a darn thing about racism then. I thought that Sambo was a really smart kid by the way he out-witted the tigers.

I wish some nice lady would by me a book like this:)

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We’re about to remodel our kitchen since the reality of “we prolly not gon build anytime reel sune” has sank in. Angie wants shelves instead of upper cabinets, similar to this. I have the lowers figured out, buying unfinished oak units. My friend Izzy does granite…..we’ll have the boujee-ist trailer on the mountain I tell you what. New LVP flooring in there and throughout. New metal roof. New stainless water heater (never want to replace that again) and other crap I’m forgetting. I will never forget that the best thing we ever did was sell our suburban life and get moved here to Appalachistan 😎 #trailerlyfe


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We’re about to remodel our kitchen since the reality of “we prolly not gon build anytime reel sune” has sank in. Angie wants shelves instead of upper cabinets, similar to this. I have the lowers figured out, buying unfinished oak units. My friend Izzy does granite…..we’ll have the boujee-ist trailer on the mountain I tell you what. New LVP flooring in there and throughout. New metal roof. New stainless water heater (never want to replace that again) and other crap I’m forgetting. I will never forget that the best thing we ever did was sell our suburban life and get moved here to Appalachistan 😎 #trailerlyfe


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Love the herring bone.
 
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We’re about to remodel our kitchen since the reality of “we prolly not gon build anytime reel sune” has sank in. Angie wants shelves instead of upper cabinets, similar to this. I have the lowers figured out, buying unfinished oak units. My friend Izzy does granite…..we’ll have the boujee-ist trailer on the mountain I tell you what. New LVP flooring in there and throughout. New metal roof. New stainless water heater (never want to replace that again) and other crap I’m forgetting. I will never forget that the best thing we ever did was sell our suburban life and get moved here to Appalachistan 😎 #trailerlyfe


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You start loading that thing up with granite and the mobile home isn’t going to be mobile much longer!

Love the kitchen idea.
 
Pineapple on his beans?

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No but it stands to reason that the combined ingredients in that entrée would have a synergistic effect on methane expulsions.

One has to wonder if he let's go as needed or saves up for the experience. Either way, I wouldn't want to be around when it happens.

On the other hand, he'd be a riot at a White House dinner party with the current administration as you know who would be given the credit for any crowd pleasers.
 

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