I posted this about a year ago that the Alphabet Mafia has gotten bored with pronouns so now it’s all about “personal pronouns” or some call may call it “neopronouns.”
This is not a joke or copied from the Babylon Bee.
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Neopronouns are also pronouns, and include those pronouns besides the ones most commonly used in a particular language. As one’s pronouns are ultimately a reflection of their personal identity,
the number and types of (neo)pronouns a person may use is limitless.
Examples of neopronoun sets include:
xe/xir/xirs,
ze/zir/zirs and
fae/faer/faers.
On this page you will find answers for several common questions about neopronouns as well as a table listing the conjugations of several common neopronouns.“
How do I use neopronouns?
“Neopronouns are used much in the same way other pronouns are used.
For example, take the neopronoun
xe/xir/xirs (which parallels, respectively, she / her/ hers).
Much like you would say “I saw
her yesterday, and
she said the book was
hers,” you would say
“I saw
xir yesterday, and
xe said the book was
xirs.”
For the neopronoun
ze/zir/zirs you would say:
“
Ze will be arriving soon, and bringing
zir famous carrot cake, which was
zirs grandma’s recipe!”
For the neopronoun
fae/faer/faers, you would say:
I asked
faer what
fae thought of the movie.“
Just when you thought you knew how to properly worship them they go and change the rules. Not sure whether to laugh, cry or laugh so hard it makes me cry?