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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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To add to Lawless’ warning about machines.

Snakes are out.

This 11 was stopping on a mtn bike trail, lost his balance and fell into a small bush.
This (and that lawnmower pic) is what a day in the life of work looks like.

Photo taken by the boy’s father and published publicly on the local news
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My work is right next to the foothills and we keep the anti-venom in supply.
About 10k a vial. Last guy I gave it to got 12 of them….
We see several snake bites a year.

I live in South GA near Savannah, but several miles from the city. When it is lawn mowing season, I usually see some snakes every year in the yard near and in the woods behind our house,

A couple years ago, while I was mowing along the border between the yard and the woods and saw some movement,. Stopped the mower and saw this guy. I went inside to grab a shotgun. When I came back, I slowly approached where the mower was. He was still there and curled up looking at me. I blasted him.

This is the remaining part. this is about 1/3 of his total length. The scale of the pics is a little deceiving because that is a pretty big knife I stuck there just for the pic. This was the first Cottonmouth *Copperhead* I've seen in the yard. Usually I see black snakes, green snake and a couple Rattlers. I leave them alone except the poisonous ones. They gotta go.

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I live in South GA near Savannah, but several miles from the city. When it is lawn mowing season, I usually see some snakes every year in the yard near and in the woods behind our house,

A couple years ago, while I was mowing along the border between the yard and the woods and saw some movement,. Stopped the mower and saw this guy. I went inside to grab a shotgun. When I came back, I slowly approached where the mower was. He was still there and curled up looking at me. I blasted him.

This is the remaining part. this is about 1/3 of his total length. The scale of the pics is a little deceiving because that is a pretty big knife I stuck there just for the pic. This was the first Cottonmouth I've seen in the yard. Usually I see black snakes, green snake and a couple Rattlers. I leave them alone except the poisonous ones. They gotta go.

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I leave them all alone but the ones that will kill me or send me to the hospital. They keep down on other pests. Nature is a balance, screw with one thing and something else will go out of wack.

Just watched something last night. The commies in China figured out the sparrow was eating their grain, you can't have this, so a nation wide campaign to kill all the sparrows was launched, They killed an estimated 81million sparrows. Now the bugs are destroying the crops at a rate that was thought to be impossible. Simple fix, more chemicals, now the water including ground water is unfit to drink, and the amount of work to make it drinkable is very expensive.

If I see a snake I will figure out what he is, most of the time they will live. Other people around me, City people are killing everything left and right, ask about mice issues, no not really the odd one here and there. They are over run. Well duh you brag about killing all the snakes, they eat the mice you idiot.....just chem them like the commies, you will be just fine.
 
I live in South GA near Savannah, but several miles from the city. When it is lawn mowing season, I usually see some snakes every year in the yard near and in the woods behind our house,

A couple years ago, while I was mowing along the border between the yard and the woods and saw some movement,. Stopped the mower and saw this guy. I went inside to grab a shotgun. When I came back, I slowly approached where the mower was. He was still there and curled up looking at me. I blasted him.

This is the remaining part. this is about 1/3 of his total length. The scale of the pics is a little deceiving because that is a pretty big knife I stuck there just for the pic. This was the first Cottonmouth I've seen in the yard. Usually I see black snakes, green snake and a couple Rattlers. I leave them alone except the poisonous ones. They gotta go.

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When I see copperheads when I am cutting the grass I run them over. Fuck copperheads.
 
I live in South GA near Savannah, but several miles from the city. When it is lawn mowing season, I usually see some snakes every year in the yard near and in the woods behind our house,

A couple years ago, while I was mowing along the border between the yard and the woods and saw some movement,. Stopped the mower and saw this guy. I went inside to grab a shotgun. When I came back, I slowly approached where the mower was. He was still there and curled up looking at me. I blasted him.

This is the remaining part. this is about 1/3 of his total length. The scale of the pics is a little deceiving because that is a pretty big knife I stuck there just for the pic. This was the first Cottonmouth I've seen in the yard. Usually I see black snakes, green snake and a couple Rattlers. I leave them alone except the poisonous ones. They gotta go.

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Copperhead?

Keith
 
I live in South GA near Savannah, but several miles from the city. When it is lawn mowing season, I usually see some snakes every year in the yard near and in the woods behind our house,

A couple years ago, while I was mowing along the border between the yard and the woods and saw some movement,. Stopped the mower and saw this guy. I went inside to grab a shotgun. When I came back, I slowly approached where the mower was. He was still there and curled up looking at me. I blasted him.

This is the remaining part. this is about 1/3 of his total length. The scale of the pics is a little deceiving because that is a pretty big knife I stuck there just for the pic. This was the first Cottonmouth I've seen in the yard. Usually I see black snakes, green snake and a couple Rattlers. I leave them alone except the poisonous ones. They gotta go.

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Definitely a Copperhead, not a Cottonmouth. Nice Busse!
 
I lucked out. They really were not that bad. Still I applied liberally.

Applied honey liberally? I never had luck with picardin or lemongrass. DEET is toxic has anything. I have witnessed enough kit melt with application of it (be vehicle or actual DEET) to not want to get that on my skin.
Try taking B1 vitamins.
 
Baby cotton mouths look a lot like copperheads and have a yellow tip on their tail. They are close enough related that they can, and have interbred.
 
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Poor puppy! That's my worst fear. I got home one day last week, parked the truck, and went to get the dogs. In that couple of minutes, a copperhead came out, and was underneath the truck by one of the back tires. Both my dogs went within a foot of it, and never saw it.

I was right behind them, with my dedicated snake gun in hand. It holds 9 CCI shot shells.
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Nothing like feeling proud of yourself first thing in the morning to start the day off right.
Don't flecth arrows when you should be sleeping.


Hey psst... You know that duct tape fletching works VERY well for emergencies, right?
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All of the stuff I use for practice are made from shafts that would have been on their way to the trash but given away just in time, straightened up with a utility knife, fletched with duct tape and sporting whittled and fire hardened tips. They are meant to be beaten up and discarded when they are.
 
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Some of my dad’s family when he was growing up in the mid 50s. He is 2nd from the right.

The guy on the right is his older half brother who is the definition of growing up poor and tough. I only knew him when he was older, well into his 70s he would cut 50+ cord of firewood a year. When he was 72 he rode into town to wallmart with my aunt, he waited out in the car while she went in. A few cars down the row from him some guy started beating on his women, he went down and pulled him out of his car and beat the shit out of him. The guy still couldn’t stand very well when the cops got there. At 72!
 
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Some of my dad’s family when he was growing up in the mid 50s. He is 2nd from the right.

The guy on the right is his older half brother who is the definition of growing up poor and tough. I only knew him when he was older, well into his 70s he would cut 50+ cord of firewood a year. When he was 72 he rode into town to wallmart with my aunt, he waited out in the car while she went in. A few cars down the row from him some guy started beating on his women, he went down and pulled him out of his car and beat the shit out of him. The guy still couldn’t stand very well when the cops got there. At 72!

The bookends have that FAFO Look. 👊

Keith