Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Just think of all the temptations the aliens have to get past. We have rings of protection.

Booze
Hard drugs
Sex
Miss cleo
Billy idol songs
Yodeling
Pineapple on pizza
Chili without beans
Netflix and Hallmark movies
Bikers in the middle of the road
Putin!
The cartels that want their cut

They will never make it.
Rings within rings

You forgot ice cream on that list, by the way.
 
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Some people get their panties in such a twist when you give them facts they don't like.
How do you know that? Did you offer the aliens a bowl of ice cream and got “probed” because they didn’t like it? Maybe you should have offered them some better ice cream instead of some cheap, shitty dime store ice cream
 
How do you know that? Did you offer the aliens a bowl of ice cream and got “probed” because they didn’t like it? Maybe you should have offered them some better ice cream instead of some cheap, shitty dime store ice cream
Should have taken them to Nancy pelosi 's house. I hear Paul likes to get probed. That's a two fer. Ice cream and a probe for the win
 
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How do you know that? Did you offer the aliens a bowl of ice cream and got “probed” because they didn’t like it? Maybe you should have offered them some better ice cream instead of some cheap, shitty dime store ice cream


They are in fact behind chili with no beans also.

They also laughed when I said you undergarments were under torsion.
 
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Should have taken them to Nancy pelosi 's house. I hear Paul likes to get probed. That's a two fer. Ice cream and a probe for the win
I bet he could afford decent ice cream to serve to his guests
They are in fact behind chili with no beans also.

They also laughed when I said you undergarments were under torsion.
Ha! Joke’s on you, I don’t wear underwear
 
Blue Bell. They require good ice cream. Everything else is absolute crap, eaten by road cyclists and buzzards.

Let the games begin.
Blue bell!?!?!? Nothing by high fucktoes corn stirrups. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: pig slop. The Aliens wont even touch Talenti Pistachio Gelato.
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Don't get a boner nerds, its not an Italian model.

I know you guys just hate road cyclists cause you get boner when you see them in those shorts. Then have to spend all day making excuses about where it came from. I know some of you are only like two drinks away from going home with some hot dude.


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