Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I had an awesome high school history teacher, he was young and cool, and really dedicated. The kids cursing in class got out of hand, and he instituted a swear jar policy, $.05 per word. My buddy Russ said shit, and teacher gestured to the jar on his desk. Russ walks up, holds out the coin, "Here's your fucking dime". Everyone including the teacher lost it, really curtailed the swear jar.
No, grasshopper, you MUST get the stinky on the "pinky". ,,,MERICA!!!! Middle finger has other duties to attend to.Went to High School with a good looking blond with a killer body …her glitch earned her the nickname Stinky Stanford. Asked her out , I heard about it but hadn’t used my middle finger as my test probe yet. Was sucking on a boob and decided it was time to find out. Pulled it out , sniffed it and Dayuuum the rumors were true. Girl had some major issues going on down there , hard to describe the funkThought my head was going to go through the headliner or the top. A crab appetizer would have improved the stench. Didn’t even want to fuck her , took a day or two to get the stank out of my nose. Hopefully she went to a gyno ?? Guess there’s men that can’t smell , or she’s probably been single since 1971
Take heart, America. While at a NATO summit, your pres may be too pooped (literally) to go to dinner with world leaders, but at least, back home, you know your acting commander in chief has her eye on the ball...
I "read" the Sears catalog a lot as a kid. I don't recall ever seeing a bunch of sluts with tats all over their bodies!
That rack must be growing from its nose
mine has the sniper button which means it can never miss.
I push that button to switch to +P hypervelocity ammo.mine has the sniper button which means it can never miss.
But you have to be careful with it or it'll rip your shoulder off if you fire too often.
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That old man was a fool.
