Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Electric car owners running road bikes off the road because they dropped Miracle Whup in their lap.
You can't see it but at the foot of the vegan is a container of Murcle Whup.
Hellmann's you heathen!
That almost looks like a reduviid (assassin) bug.
Edit: animaldoc has ID'd this bug as a white spotted sawyer beetle.
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I have no idea what that thing is. I don't think I've ever seen one before. It was climbing down a slide at a playground.
Hellman's full of genetically modified crap. Switch to Duke's.
Edit: Dukes is full of bioengineered soybean oil too, as it Miracle Whip.
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Too sweet. I lived down south for a few years and could never get used to it.
Best to avoid Assassin bugs...
Bites from wheel bugs
Some assassin bugs, most notably the wheel bug, will bite if picked up and handled carelessly. The bite of the wheel bug is immediately and intensely painful. Persons who are bitten should wash and apply antiseptic to the site of the bite. Oral analgesics, such as aspirin or ibuprofen, may be useful to reduce the pain. Treatment by a physician is not usually needed, though Caladryl® or topical corticosteroids may help reduce swelling or itching at the site of the bite. As with any insect sting or bite, the victim should seek medical attention immediately if there is any sign of anaphylactic reaction, such as generalized swelling, itching, hives or difficulty breathing.
I didn't touch it. I just put my hand next to it for scale. I doubt it's anything dangerous though. I live in Wisconsin. In general we don't have a lot of dangerous critters. 2 kinds of poisonous snakes but they're both very rare. Black widows, also rare, and brown recluse exceedingly rare.
Looks more like a white spotted sawyer beetle. Assassin bugs (reduvid) look more aggressive.
Judging from antenna and location - spot on. That's why I said almost. Thanks!!
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Try drinking a couple of bottles..............you will call it a whole lot worse than Mad Dog......Fat Tuesday, 1974.............on Bourbon Street..........
You missed the point, as planned. You're not asking about the Bidens, as planned! You should ask about a soccer team or a submarine or something, not bribery and extortion, moving on...........I - for one - am grateful when they keep us informed of this "really important stuff".
Mostly because I don't consider it anywhere near "really important stuff".
But in red. That was our dining room table and chairs after the old neighbor passed away and we got an upgrade.
