Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[pmclaine]

Just a spinnaker. Crappy photo but you can see the roller furled jib. No mainsail up. Nice slow day.

I met a guy in Tahiti that had sailed across the pacific from the west coast. We were hanging out on his boat in Tahiti, and he said he spent three days getting back from Morea to Tahiti when his diesel quit on him and there was no wind ( it's about 12 miles). I said weren't you pissed? He said "I didn't have to be anywhere".

Watched a vid on YouTube about the last grain racers of the 20s and 30s.

Those big arks went from wind at the Capes that would threaten all sails to decking out their ships with as much sheet as they could to try and catch the slightest puff of air in the horse latitudes.

There was absolutely no talk of DEI on those boats. They were all equal, equally overworked.

 

[SEMO Shooter]

My buddy Don lives in Climax NC

I been to Cooter many times. It's about 100 miles from my home.

 

[Modoc]

My buddy Don lives in Climax NC

Rough and Ready is a gold rush mining town named for its population.

 

[Slash0311]

Pennsylvania has blue balls too.

Indiana has French Lick...

 

[Marinevet1]

There is a Climax Springs in Missouri.

 

[Ltcg]

Pennsylvania has blue balls too.

True story about someone from that part of PA that I know well.

Him, his business partner and wives were on a business trip out west. On the bus ride from the resort to the convention center, the bus driver was bragging about their efficient interstate system that allows them to reach any point in the city in 30 minutes. Without thinking, this man's wife quips "It takes us 30 minutes just to get through Intercourse in the morning".

The bus ride couldn't end fast enough!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Jscb1b]

True story about someone from that part of PA that I know well.

Him, his business partner and wives were on a business trip out west. On the bus ride from the resort to the convention center, the bus driver was bragging about their efficient interstate system that allows them to reach any point in the city in 30 minutes. Without thinking, this man's wife quips "It takes us 30 minutes just to get through Intercourse in the morning".

The bus ride couldn't end fast enough!

I was in New Holland for work. I went to Intercourse and got my wife a bright pink shirt that said I ❤ Intercourse. She blushed and I got some with her wearing the shirt.

 

[JerkyFreak]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[cas6969]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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That does not look like it is going to end well!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Ramius]

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[cooper barrett]

I been to Cooter many times. It's about 100 miles from my home.

Tightwad

 

[Modoc]

This brings back memories of my grandmother feeding the birds that she could see. Bless her

 

[BullGear]

 

[BullGear]

 

[Bullfrog08]

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Did a plane hit that?

 

[Marinevet1]

Did a plane hit that?

Looks like an implosion to me..........

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Grubber]

 

[Grubber]

 

[Sandhog308]

I am sure it was shot down........

Probably by a single mega-sonic AR-14 round ?

 

[Grubber]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Sandhog308]

Flew over a car after T-boning it on a motorcycle once , Went through a windshield after hitting a tree , Led with my head both times. A feeling I’ll never remember

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Jscb1b]

Getting the points nice and sharp!