I asked for a metric crescent wrench at the millwright tool crib one day, she looked for about a half hour for one....
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Does anyone realize how many laws of physics were broken when she put those shorts on?
Additionally, can someone point out where the poop shoot would be located, given the general shape of her ass?
Honestly........how wide must her stance be, to drop a turd, without skin to turd contact?
Could you stand with your back to a 55 gal drum, reach around the drum behind your back and still have enough wrist and hand to reach 12" into a crack in the far side of the drum? That is what the super-morbidly obese are trying to do every time they toilet or wash. So short answer, they smell terribly, always have sweat and crap left over and usually have chronic skin breakdown and associated sores and filth in places Shankster wouldn't even dare to go.
Can we change the subject back to bicycles - please.
Not to beat the horse she rode, but pretty sure the turds exit pancake shaped!
Didn't remember taking a video of my dog when he did this but he never has worn a harness. He made the mud hole by himself by ripping out a sprinkler. He was very proud but I was yelling obscenities.
This is why guillotines and trebuchets were invented.Perfect compliment to these
Or something a week dead! The worst is when they find a spawned out salmon to roll in.
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A picture says a thousand words. Notice that it's the MEN going underground to get coal to heat the homes for the women and children.
So the next time a libtard feminist starts talking about the "history" of the patriarchy show them this photo and ask if they would like to have REAL equal rights.
