Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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M16 full auto disconnect?
Thanks Barney, that vision will be running through my head when my dental hygienist is cleaning my teeth on Monday!
I had the bad shits one morning and had to fly to Chicago... ran off the plane to the nearest bathroom and RAVAGED the toilet... there was a line when I came out and the next guy in line went for the stall I had just destroyed and I said "might want to give that one a few minutes" but he went in anyway and I heard him gag and cough and another guy in line said "well, you did warn him"... LOL
90% of women today, in 30 years.
I got food poisoning once and destroyed a public bathroom so badly a guy walked in, yelled ""OH, GOD!", and ran out.
I lost not only my shit, but also my composer(composure).
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Holy crap! I finally found a jeep truck I like!
A couple years ago I had cardiac arrest at work. Coworkers saved my life with CPR. While I was off work I got a sympathy card from all the crew. One of my buddies wrote “ Quit being a wimp “
I laughed my ass off!
That's a good friend right there.
I can only
you didn't lose your music composer down the toilet, but lost your personal composure instead 
Well, that's a whole different tune, now isn't it?I can only
Somebody has to face the music. . .
I'll stop now.
Beating his ass and talking to him the whole time.
I left an assignment and the folks in my unit put together a photo collage and signed the usual stuff. One young guy that didn't like my leadership style (I expected you to be punctual) wrote, "SMSgt Zxxx, please leave." One of my most treasured mementos.
The fire station I was assigned to for years, two guys had some real trouble. (I transferred to a different station). One guy had a tumor in his brain, and another one had a heart attack at 43 years old. I texted the Captain "WTH happened over there, after I left? One with a brain tumor, and another with a heart attack."
He answered "Those two bitches are being drama queens!"
If Hitler was a girl?
