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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I got food poisoning once and destroyed a public bathroom so badly a guy walked in, yelled ""OH, GOD!", and ran out.
I lost not only my shit, but also my composer(composure).
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Holy crap! I finally found a jeep truck I like!
A couple years ago I had cardiac arrest at work. Coworkers saved my life with CPR. While I was off work I got a sympathy card from all the crew. One of my buddies wrote “ Quit being a wimp “
I laughed my ass off!
That's a good friend right there.
I can only
you didn't lose your music composer down the toilet, but lost your personal composure instead 
Well, that's a whole different tune, now isn't it?I can only
Somebody has to face the music. . .
I'll stop now.
Beating his ass and talking to him the whole time.
I left an assignment and the folks in my unit put together a photo collage and signed the usual stuff. One young guy that didn't like my leadership style (I expected you to be punctual) wrote, "SMSgt Zxxx, please leave." One of my most treasured mementos.
The fire station I was assigned to for years, two guys had some real trouble. (I transferred to a different station). One guy had a tumor in his brain, and another one had a heart attack at 43 years old. I texted the Captain "WTH happened over there, after I left? One with a brain tumor, and another with a heart attack."
He answered "Those two bitches are being drama queens!"
If Hitler was a girl?
I just realized scrollingI can only
How does he maintain balance with those gigantic balls???
From Trash to Treasure: the Rescue of “Greggery the Peccary”
Jan 2, 2020 By Tucson Wildlife Posted in Featured Rescues
From Trash to Treasure: the Rescue of “Greggery the Peccary”
This adorable javelina was found in an in-ground trash can, surrounded by discarded bottles and rubbish. Unable to escape after falling in, the baby was left stranded and alone until a crew of construction workers found him. After calling TWC for advice, our rescue team went out to capture the little peccary. With no herd in sight, the orphaned javelina was brought back to our wildlife hospital where an assessment by our wildlife veterinarian determined he had symptoms of common winter pneumonia and needed medical treatment. 
Only with shitty mags and an out of spec extractor.
