Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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I am a fatass, took me a second because the first thing I looked at was the sandwich
I just skipped over the first post, but started the video to quickly skim through it after reading yours. An hour later, I’m now looking for the follow up for the first flight, etc. LoL
That was really good…. Thanks to OP, and to you for redirecting my attention back to the video.
No evidence of the short lived stupid "two button" can?
Those were awesome… until the punch press got worn and you couldn’t open the can without a chisel.
Sirhr
Second mug going down the hatch now......all is getting better in the world....
This popped up as an ad…
Box blind rest kit for “ultimate long range accuracy.”
This is the stupidest Fudd sucker piece of junk I’ve ever seen designed to separate an idiot from his money!
Roast this:
Wow… just wow!
Sirhr
Box blind rest kit for “ultimate long range accuracy.”
This is the stupidest Fudd sucker piece of junk I’ve ever seen designed to separate an idiot from his money!
Roast this:
Wow… just wow!
Sirhr
Sad to say, I know someone who just bought one of those
If you are as old as me, you know the middle one was used as a toy.
The old guys would pull the tabs off and pile them up. Kids would break the seal tab away from the ring and use the seal tab to launch the ring.
Yep. Christmas tree decorations or inside the garage.
Thats a lot of work for a little product. Like everything else I expect theres commercial and finer grades and cost varies with quality.
Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
Forget cheese or peanut butter, I go with a huge scope of vanilla ice cream, a huge scoop of strawberry ice cream and a huge scoop of chocolate ice cream, over a sliced banana, topped with plenty of real whipped cream. Heck, if you’re gonna snack……SNACK!
Second Patriot Post funny of the day
