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No evidence of the short lived stupid "two button" can?
Those were awesome… until the punch press got worn and you couldn’t open the can without a chisel.
Sirhr
Second mug going down the hatch now......all is getting better in the world....
This popped up as an ad…
Box blind rest kit for “ultimate long range accuracy.”
This is the stupidest Fudd sucker piece of junk I’ve ever seen designed to separate an idiot from his money!
Roast this:
Wow… just wow!
Sirhr
Box blind rest kit for “ultimate long range accuracy.”
This is the stupidest Fudd sucker piece of junk I’ve ever seen designed to separate an idiot from his money!
Roast this:
Wow… just wow!
Sirhr
Sad to say, I know someone who just bought one of those
If you are as old as me, you know the middle one was used as a toy.
The old guys would pull the tabs off and pile them up. Kids would break the seal tab away from the ring and use the seal tab to launch the ring.
Yep. Christmas tree decorations or inside the garage.
Thats a lot of work for a little product. Like everything else I expect theres commercial and finer grades and cost varies with quality.
Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
Forget cheese or peanut butter, I go with a huge scope of vanilla ice cream, a huge scoop of strawberry ice cream and a huge scoop of chocolate ice cream, over a sliced banana, topped with plenty of real whipped cream. Heck, if you’re gonna snack……SNACK!
Second Patriot Post funny of the day
surreeeeeeee.. a very easy way to get the chop.
A figure eight loop is idiot proof and can be done with frozen hands in the dark. It won't come undone with jiggling or grabbing it. And can be undone even if shock loaded and frozen. Add a locking biner to the thing you want held and clip in.
I always have a spectra daisy chain on my harness and my haul bag/pack. I don't know why hunters don't use them in trees.
I think @armorpl8chikn fixated on the ghetto comment. If anything, those roll ups need more cured pork products.
I stand by my reaction...although, I acknowledge your point of inflection.I think @armorpl8chikn fixated on the ghetto comment. If anything, those roll ups need more cured pork products.
Listen, I'm not against the bacon, but we got a problem. That pancake isn't of sufficient size and thickness for a full on porkappolips. Im just tryna fit in a bit more pork, maybe even a link of Nahunta semi dried, wrapped in bacon AND fried baloney. I propose we increase the pancake to 12" cast iron pan grade.
What kind of anti bacon heathen do you think I am? I am hurt....
My grandpa pre-dated canned beer of any kind. My parents always had the "church key" handy
Pop-tops would have been my generation (come to think of it, I'm a recent grand-pa, so....LOL)What was she thinking, Shoplifting she should be allowed because she is black.
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