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🤷🏼‍♂️make no claim about this, but there it is.

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Couple of things that make me question that greatly. Standard oil. Dutch east India company.
 
Funny thing about those great, “gonna save the world” gas cans. Whenever I have to use one, I always, always spill gas everywhere. Damned hard on my thumb as well. Now, I just take the entire spout off. Easier, quicker, and much cleaner to pour directly out of the can’s mouth.

Looks like a traitor john kerry screw up to me. (Even hill-er-ee clinton could not mess up something that bad, though I am sure she stays awake at night trying to figure out how.)
 
This was a regular occurance on my old job. I worked at the conservation dept. and we had 3 tugs and a fleet of smaller boats. And almost weekly one of the tug captains would tell us he had something in the wheel.... We'd haul it and get busy with knives hacksaws sawzalls and once in a great while the fire wrench came out.( that's an oxy acetylene rig for anyone that has never worked in a shop of old time mechanics....long story)
Good times
 
This was a regular occurance on my old job. I worked at the conservation dept. and we had 3 tugs and a fleet of smaller boats. And almost weekly one of the tug captains would tell us he had something in the wheel.... We'd haul it and get busy with knives hacksaws sawzalls and once in a great while the fire wrench came out.( that's an oxy acetylene rig for anyone that has never worked in a shop of old time mechanics....long story)
Good times
Smoke wrench.
 
This was a regular occurance on my old job. I worked at the conservation dept. and we had 3 tugs and a fleet of smaller boats. And almost weekly one of the tug captains would tell us he had something in the wheel.... We'd haul it and get busy with knives hacksaws sawzalls and once in a great while the fire wrench came out.( that's an oxy acetylene rig for anyone that has never worked in a shop of old time mechanics....long story)
Good times
Blue wrench