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Only in rare instances should it be used to remove a ring from someone's finger

We don't use fire. We shotgun a beer, cut out a slice of aluminum for a shield, and dremel that fucker off while cooling the finger with...more beer.

And this was before Bud was gay mother fuckers! ;-)
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Only in rare instances should it be used to remove a ring from someone's finger

Have used the Dremel a few times when the fancy ring cutter cant do it.

Not sure why people demand rings out of such tough metals…..
(Cause dey be stoopid, I know).


Once had a buddy melt a plastic bottle off a guy’s penis with a disposable cautery pen. 😳
Drugs n hookers (and a life of poor choices) got him in that position).
Guy “is it gonna hurt???”
Doc “hell yes its gonna, Im melting plastic off your dick!!”
🤣🤣🤣
 
Have used the Dremel a few times when the fancy ring cutter cant do it.

Not sure why people demand rings out of such tough metals…..
(Cause dey be stoopid, I know).


Once had a buddy melt a plastic bottle off a guy’s penis with a disposable cautery pen. 😳
Drugs n hookers (and a life of poor choices) got him in that position).
Guy “is it gonna hurt???”
Doc “hell yes its gonna, Im melting plastic off your dick!!”
🤣🤣🤣
This is normally the sort of claim where I say I'd have to see it to believe it,
but in this case I'll just take your word for it.
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My pops was an electrician for Eaton in a transmission plant.
Fixed machines
Got pretty good fixing CNC as time went on. Not bad for a guy with no college learnin.
As they incorporated some robots before he retired, he was their robot guy too.

Back before the govt ruined things, could walk around the plant and see things get done.
Pretty cool.

Learned a lotta words and dirty jokes too! 🤣