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Hemingway wrote, erroneously, that hyenas were hermaphrodite. Females are born with and do pack 'fake' dicks.

Hyenas aren't wild dogs or even related to canines but come from the weasel family, it's nearest relative is the mongoose.
And they give birth out of those dicks. Its a crazy, demonic animal IMO.

 
Rumor has it that the pitch of the helicopter was actually caused by his huge clanging balls .....
No doubt! Probably just got tired of making corrections to the helo and found out the pitch actually helped. I know a few helicopter pilots who flew for Columbia, one in particular who’s a bit of a legend that I never got the FULL story on from his brother-he mostly just does Hollywood stuff any more. Pretty sure that era is when he was just getting started though.
 
And they give birth out of those dicks. Its a crazy, demonic animal IMO.


They have a sophisticated clan hiarchy, with an alpha female being the clan leader. Her offspring are treated as royalty and a female would most likely become a clan leader.

If her mother clan leader is killed, however, it's usually usually catastrophic for the daughter and the heiress loses all social standing, usually treated as an outcast and either attacked and killed by others or driven out of the clan.
 
Hemingway wrote, erroneously, that hyenas were hermaphrodite. Females are born with and do pack 'fake' dicks.

Hyenas aren't wild dogs or even related to canines but come from the weasel family, it's nearest relative is the mongoose.
Imagine if they were here in North America. Farmers would be offering their virgin daughters to skilled coyote hunters to eradicate them.
 
I might have a bottle of Satan's Spit somewhere around here. If anyone remembers this stuff, then we can be friends.

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Made me flinch, just looking at it.
 
Monkey Blood!!!! Remember it well…

You guys have this all wrong, we all know the best for cuts scrapes and general cleaning was mom's spit.

It was kerosene in my childhood era. Cut, scrape, bug bite, scorpion sting, whatever, it got dowsed with kerosene.

Been there, did that too…..

Made me flinch, just looking at it.

Good old monkey blood. I think we were dipped in it as kids and sent outside to cry the sting off.

My Father's words: "Shut up and hold still dammit!"

Don't forget "the belt." Bill Cosby's description of the "the belt" was accurate. Fast forward to about 10 minutes if you want to hear a description of "the belt."

 
Damn, even with a clitoris larger than the male's penis, #TexPatriot still can't find it.
When I saw the first hy
Hemingway wrote, erroneously, that hyenas were hermaphrodite. Females are born with and do pack 'fake' dicks.

Hyenas aren't wild dogs or even related to canines but come from the weasel family, it's nearest relative is the mongoose.
First thing that popped in my head was Big Mike. 🥴 Bet he is packing a ‘real’ dick though 😖
 
Stings were treated with granddad’s Redman tobacco or grandma’s Railroad Mills snuff. Boils had a piece of fatback strapped on ‘em.
Stings up here were always treated with meat tenderizer. Not steak spice... Meat tenderizer. Add a drop or two of water to a bit of meat tenderizer and rub on stings.

It is like magic! Didn't learn about it until I was a teenager and didn't believe it. Until I tried it.

Just 'sayin!

Sirhr
 
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Oh man, Definitely this is the great buy of the year! He should totally buy this!

Sirhr
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And 25 cans of maple flavored spam.
Yeah that’s it.
That’s the ticket.
That dump truck and 25 cans of maple flavored SPAM.
Oh, and let’s not forget a nice slam fire model 37 Ithaca.
 
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And 25 cans of maple flavored spam.
Yeah that’s it.
That’s the ticket.
That dump truck and 25 cans of maple flavored SPAM.
Oh, and let’s not forget a nice slam fire model 37 Ithaca.
That is the Gheyest picture I ever saw... And I saw some Ghey-assed-pictures in my time on Earth.

Holy Ghey Assed Shit... pictures.

Ghsy!

Sirhr
 
It was kerosene in my childhood era. Cut, scrape, bug bite, scorpion sting, whatever, it got dowsed with kerosene.
Turpentine was also used along with balled up cobwebs to stem the flow of blood in more serious wounds..

Dog licking a wound was believed to clean and aid healing. After reading Savage Sam as a kid, I let my dog lick my many boyhood cuts and scrapes and they all healed just fine.
 
Turpentine was also used along with balled up cobwebs to stem the flow of blood in more serious wounds..

Dog licking a wound was believed to clean and aid healing. After reading Savage Sam as a kid, I let my dog lick my many boyhood cuts and scrapes and they all healed just fine.

Must have that, and the one about his dad a dozen times…along with “Were the Red Fern Grows.”
 
Turpentine was also used along with balled up cobwebs to stem the flow of blood in more serious wounds..

Dog licking a wound was believed to clean and aid healing. After reading Savage Sam as a kid, I let my dog lick my many boyhood cuts and scrapes and they all healed just fine.
No one ever caught on how many times you caught your penis in your zipper?