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I generally win this one, sadly. Now this was a few years ago and has not been an issue lately.

Yes there is a rifle in that box. The house is roughly 900ft from where the box was left.View attachment 8294529
I think some guy found your new rifle dropped off in a parking lot in New Mexico or someplace…..actually his friend found it.

The odds of him getting the right internet gun site. Amazing!
 
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He came to some guru here in Washington state that claimed he could cure cancer thru diet and meditation……..you can guess how that turned out……
Linda Evans/Shirley MacLaine ? :unsure:

Ultimately, he found another quack down in Mexico that basically did nothing for him (other than lighten his wallet).

Don't remember if he died down there or back in LA....
 
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl -- box seats plus airfare, accommodations, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, and makes $130,000 a year. She will be the one in the white dress . . .
 
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl -- box seats plus airfare, accommodations, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, and makes $130,000 a year. She will be the one in the white dress . . .
Send pictures of boat......
 
I shoot these fuckers too. If not they come back for a free meal.
I had an issue with them tearing themselves up in the cage, the one pictured did one hell of a number on his tail. I know that I would know it was him if I saw him again. But I did not.

He went about 8 miles away. I think it is really a great place, you can't do anything there, old signs falling off trees (might even be gone now) saying this belongs to Uncle Sam, stay away.