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If we puked, we puked
 
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Thanks for the heads up. I’m not good enough to notice the difference though

We could tell by the lift you are riding…..
😉

Rode that magic carpet and lift a lot when my kiddo was 2 and 3.

Yer skis are fine.
They go on either foot until you a hot shit racer with your inside and outside edges tuned different.

I work all week, so gave up skiing. Not worth 5 hrs in traffic for me.
 
The only improvement over the bench seat was the 15 passenger van with the fold down rear seat.
The college I attended, women weren't allowed in the men's dorms and vice versa.

My roomate in my Freshman year drove a Ford van.

He wasn't all that popular but his van was, with guys asking to use it for the evening if they found some willing co-ed and needed a room.
 
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We could tell by the lift you are riding…..
😉

Rode that magic carpet and lift a lot when my kiddo was 2 and 3.

Yer skis are fine.
They go on either foot until you a hot shit racer with your inside and outside edges tuned different.

I work all week, so gave up skiing. Not worth 5 hrs in traffic for me.
At this stage of my life I will never be a hot shit racer

Loveland is about an hour away so it’s super convenient.
 
At this stage of my life I will never be a hot shit racer

Loveland is about an hour away so it’s super convenient.

Yep!
Great spot to ski.
I lived in Georgetown for several years when I was younger.
Used to drive to the ski area in my F250 in my ski boots……


Holler if you ever want your skis tuned and waxed.
Have all the stuff and live in Arvada.
We can have a bourbon or beer while I do it real quick.
 
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Yep!
Great spot to ski.
I lived in Georgetown for several years when I was younger.
Used to drive to the ski area in my F250 in my ski boots……


Holler if you ever want your skis tuned and waxed.
Have all the stuff and live in Arvada.
We can have a bourbon or beer while I do it real quick.
That sounds awesome, thanks. Maybe I’ll bring the kids’ skis by sometime. With a fresh wax/tune they’ll be able to bomb down the mountain even faster and more recklessly…
 




There was only one Catwoman. All others are fake.

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Ok, I shit you not....

Wife tells me there is a person at her work that goes to a school where there is a kid (talking HS here) that thinks he is a cat. There is and I am not kidding a law suit over them not having a littler box for him to shit in.

What happened to beating the 9 lives out of these people.

I wish I was kidding but I am not.
 
Ok, I shit you not....

Wife tells me there is a person at her work that goes to a school where there is a kid (talking HS here) that thinks he is a cat. There is and I am not kidding a law suit over them not having a littler box for him to shit in.

What happened to beating the 9 lives out of these people.

I wish I was kidding but I am not.

Let's do the humane thing and neuter him.


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Do you know how many people in Kansas City are pissed at you and want your head on a pike right now?

Yes, but how many of them actually own pikes?

Sirhr

PS... Kansas City? I thought they only made dark ketchup there? Supposed to be their Masterpiece or something...
 
Yes, but how many of them actually own pikes?

Sirhr

PS... Kansas City? I thought they only made dark ketchup there? Supposed to be their Masterpiece or something...

You really don't want an answer to that question. Just down the road from me is a guy that is building a fence out of sharpened 12' tall sharpened, like with an ax, fence.

It is FUCKING AWESOME.

I need to take a photo.