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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

doubloon said:
Why is it the fries are the only thing they don't put ketchup on ?

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LC's needs sauce one day, the next, hopefully, not so much.
 
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notacos4u said:
Naaaah not really, it’s only one of the 3 most prestigious BBQ contest in the world, the other 2 being Memphis in May, and the American Royal, the World Series of BBQ held in Kansas City, so to actually win it, is kind of special…. Oh and the team that one the American Royal this year, they just happened to be from Connecticut…View attachment 8302796View attachment 8302797
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So you do believe everything they promote about themselves?
 
cooper barrett said:
So you do believe everything they promote about themselves?
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I don’t know, offering up $25,000 in prize money to a grand champion seems like a good way to get the best of the best to compete against each other from across the world, especially when the American Royal typically draws close to 500 teams competing for that prize…. But then again, I’m sure if they had a contest for posting most images of “potentially “ underage girls, you’d be a grand champion too
 
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notacos4u said:
I don’t know, offering up $25,000 in prize money to a grand champion seems like a good way to get the best of the best to compete against each other from across the world, especially when the American Royal typically draws close to 500 teams competing for that prize…. But then again, I’m sure if they had a contest for posting most , you’d be a grand champion too
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You seem like you have a lot of experience spotting underaged minors. Post a picture of your ankle bracelet and you can be considered (fucking chance in hell) as an expert.

I post pics of 25 YOs and older and can verify them, you, just make shit up.
 
cooper barrett said:
You seem like you have a lot of experience spotting underaged minors. Post a picture of your ankle bracelet and you can be considered (fucking chance in hell) as an expert.

I post pics of 25 YOs and older and can verify them, you, just make shit up.
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oooooh, you got me there with your clever wit…. Yet, I’m not the one having to be addressed by the moderators or called out by many others…. But hey, you do you, boo boo
 
cooper barrett said:
May your mouth be stuffed with a huge apple and your smoked with arsenic treated pine wood and your body basted with mustard / vinegar sauce until 203 degrees. then serve it to a feral hog (or Steven Raichlen) who too will refuse to eat it.

Try some real KC BBQ with BBQ on the side (still sealed) like it should be.

P.S. You are right on the Texas as a whole. There are a few gems to be found
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Fuck Jack Stack..........Gates is the best KC bbq sauce...............
cooper barrett said:
May your mouth be stuffed with a huge apple and your smoked with arsenic treated pine wood and your body basted with mustard / vinegar sauce until 203 degrees. then serve it to a feral hog (or Steven Raichlen) who too will refuse to eat it.

Try some real KC BBQ with BBQ on the side (still sealed) like it should be.

P.S. You are right on the Texas as a whole. There are a few gems to be found
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Bill 911 said:
Not sure what Mr Ledbetter did, but my wife 40 years ago locked me out of the house and was messing with me about me not having my keys. So l fired up the chainsaw and said open the door or I'm cutting a new one. Once I plunged the bar thru the wall she opened the door right up! Little drywall compound and all better.
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cooper barrett said:
I have around KC BBQ since the beginning of KC BBQ competition when we smoked all night in the stockyard district for bragging rights.

Let me guess, you have a pellet smoker.
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Laugh if you can, it's sad in a way, but pellet smokers are showing up as champions/contenders more and more. Even in the KCBS circles.
 
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