Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[pmclaine]

I believe the easy outs are more likely to work than that ever happening.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

What, not one of you wanted to bone Carla?

Bunch of normies here...

Sirhr

"Turn and face the strange "

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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I've seen this picture before. IIRC, it's one year apart.

 

[pmclaine]

Corvette with side pipes. I don't know why they called them ankle burners. They mostly burned your calves

Don't think it's a Corvette. I can see backseats.

Nova, or Chevelle SS maybe?

1970-72 Pontiac LeMans

57 Chevy with factory paint.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

What, not one of you wanted to bone Carla?

Bunch of normies here...

Sirhr

Lileth was most likely to be the kinkiest

 

[Bullfrog08]

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Looks like he dropped ten - twenty pounds, might not be a bad idea for some of the ladies I see around here.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Lileth was most likely to be the kinkiest
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Yeah, I always pictured her hanging from a pair of gravity boots while wearing a Mini-Mouse suit and singing The Horst Wessel Song...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[cas6969]

Damn thats funny, someone gave a friend one of theses and he gave it to me years ago. Junk even when it worked. Wall junk now.View attachment 8308877

1993 Handloader magazine ad.

 

[rdinak]

That quote is in a book written by one of his secret service detail.

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an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

NO even if they paid me that much to take it off their hands.

?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

?

Well, he is"frustrated".
I'd take that or the Crew cab stepside in a heartbeat. If they were close to me.
You Ship or one of those might not be to bad to get it here. Hmmm, .

 

[Lawless]

Made this for my cousin who just lost her mom

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And the note I put in the box.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.

He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[pmclaine]

He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr

Sounds like they should have “made a hole” and not worried so much.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[mosin46]

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i remember all of that. min wage $1/hr gas $.25/gal and cigs same for a pack

 

[mosin46]

I had one like that back in the day; lots of fun, sleek, really hot and turned a lot of heads. I don't know anything about the car.

and a real hot real woman. no tats,no plastic,not shopped.

 

[cooper barrett]

I had to throw them all away when I got married the first time around. BTW, neither of the ex-wives would cast a reflection in the mirror or could ever be photographed.

I had an ex-insignificant other™ who was like that. Once a cute redhead with gravity defying tits helped me break the spell, she transformed to reality then disappeared in a pile of smoke after being assaulted with a Mattel "Super Soaker"

 

[Longshot231]

and a real hot real woman. no tats,no plastic,not shopped.

And no metallic facial ornaments!

 

[mosin46]

He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr

i assume carter,clinton,obama,biden as included?

 

[pmclaine]

Naples' famous pizza chef Gino Sorbillo includes PINEAPPLE toppings

The fruity topping is both loved and hated by pizza eaters across the globe and is considered by some as an affront to traditional Italian cuisine.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[n2ishun]

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Longshot231]

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TRUTH!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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You sound like my ex wife.
But you weren't married before.
Exactly!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Reefer
Joint
Marijuana cigarette
Smoking the marijuana
A lid of marijuana
The local neighborhood pusher of the marijuana.

 

[LeftyJason]

an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.

He must've known Clint Hill. Mike rowe has had Clint on his podcast 3 times.

239: The Best Business Card in History

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276: Clint Hill & Lisa McCubbin Hill—Best Road Trip Ever

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358: Clint Hill and Lisa McCubbin Hill—Five Days in November

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[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Modoc]

@SONIC SAAMI

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[n2ishun]

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Reefer
Joint
Marijuana cigarette
Smoking the marijuana
A lid of marijuana
The local neighborhood pusher of the marijuana.

Jazz Cabbage

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

SMELLIN LIKE CHERRY FLAVORED VODKA & VIRGINIA SLIMS

Whatever you do, don't Google that phrase

 

[Modoc]

 

[n2ishun]

SMELLIN LIKE CHERRY FLAVORED VODKA & VIRGINIA SLIMS

Whatever you do, don't Google that phrase

Does it have anything to do with this ?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]