Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[armorpl8chikn]

This was not the way I wanted to get a deer Friday fore last.

Red brand field fence.
She got it diagonal of a vertical strand and looped it.
Had to cut some pretty big hunks out of her hams. Made some SOS out of Backstrap last night. It was gamey like she was "dog run", even after a week of aging at 36⁰.
Wife said free meat tastes better.

 

[Lug Nut]

It would have been about 2011, I think... Was motorcycling out west in the fall. And stayed just outside Death Valley on my way to Visalia, California and then back to Yosemite and Sequoia.

The day before I stayed there it rained. Pretty hard. When I went into Death Valley, the Rangers said "you are in for a rare treat. Everything is going to bloom.' And sure enough... not only was it cool and beautiful. But the colors were like nothing I ever saw. Everywhere I looked, 'stuff' had bloomed and was flowering or colored. Amazing bit of luck. I still have some cool photos somewhere. I only was in the Park long enough to go from East to West. Never 'explored.' But wow was that the day to be there!

Sirhr

Score. What a beautiful thing to behold. I’ll never forget the magic I saw.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Same with the Crock pot. But the potroast always tastes better on day 2 or 3!

Sirhr

 

[Devildog]

 

[Mike Islander]

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8 days.

 

[lariat]

Set for the coming super cold later this week.
New heated waterer and coop warmer.

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What is that wall heater? My hens would probably prefer that to living in the Red Light District. But they are complete whores for my insatiable roosters, so…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

8 days.

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I love doing duck soup that way! But chop that skin up and put it in! It’s the best flavor!!!

Sirhr

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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So stealing this…

 

[Lawless]

What is that wall heater? My hens would probably prefer that to living in the Red Light District. But they are complete whores for my insatiable roosters, so…

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/producers-pride-brooder-and-coop-heater

Much safer than heat lamps too.

Use with a Thermocube thermostat and it’ll stop working when it warms up outside.

 

[cooper barrett]

Set for the coming super cold later this week.
New heated waterer and coop warmer.

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those eggs are going to be expensive

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

For you Southerners having snow for the first time in years, this is good advice:

Sirhr

 

[Kamerad]

Lol I know that area very well, and it is gorgeous.

 

[quietmike]

For you Southerners having snow for the first time in years, this is good advice:

If I've got bread milk and eggs, I can survive off of french toast for weeks. I've lived through decades of snow in the south for decades.

 

[notacos4u]

Set for the coming super cold later this week.
New heated waterer and coop warmer.

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Do you have links to your feeder and watered set up? TIA

 

[DuneBoer]

A hole in one!

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

So stealing this…

Absolutely…I did.

 

[Steel+Killer]

I don't think OJ would have cared if someone else was tapping Ole Hillary probably would have thanked them certainly wouldn't have stabbed them to death.

 

[Lawless]

Do you have links to your feeder and watered set up? TIA

Waterer. Don’t take too much stock in the negative reviews. If you read them, you can picture “I don’t need no man” types complaining about non-issues. “It’s heavy to turn back over“ …well yeah it’s 3g of water…

The reservoir attaches well and you can fill the reservoir (upside down) and then put on the base like any other plastic waterer. In the pic you can see how by looping the cord with plenty of slack it won’t pull it off of vertical and cause it to drain out. I used a zip tie to keep the cord attached to the handle/hanger.

I do think the plastic handle might not take much abuse and I plan to bent up a steel replacement.

Get the replacement plan and then if it does crack or quit working you won’t have to buy a new one.

There you have it a quick review.

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/farm-innovators-heated-poultry-fount

I hang them both from the roof of the run with poly rope. I don’t want anything on the ground.

The feeder is just a $10 plastic one, almost any will do.

 

[Thereaper1313]

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Got that same chicken waterer......not sure how it's going to hold up in this weather.

 

[Ramius]

 

[timesublime]

 

[sandhiller]

oldy but a goody

 

[918v]

A hole in one!

Then two liter bottles just aren’t cutting it.

 

[theLBC]

 

[7.62willdo]

Waterer. Don’t take too much stock in the negative reviews. If you read them, you can picture “I don’t need no man” types complaining about non-issues. “It’s heavy to turn back over“ …well yeah it’s 3g of water…

The reservoir attaches well and you can fill the reservoir (upside down) and then put on the base like any other plastic waterer. In the pic you can see how by looping the cord with plenty of slack it won’t pull it off of vertical and cause it to drain out. I used a zip tie to keep the cord attached to the handle/hanger.

I do think the plastic handle might not take much abuse and I plan to bent up a steel replacement.

Get the replacement plan and then if it does crack or quit working you won’t have to buy a new one.

There you have it a quick review.

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/farm-innovators-heated-poultry-fount

I hang them both from the roof of the run with poly rope. I don’t want anything on the ground.

The feeder is just a $10 plastic one, almost any will do.


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How the hell did chickens survive for 2 million years before man came along to buy them heaters and warm their water ??

 

[gunjunkie45]

How the hell did chickens survive for 2 million years before man came along to buy them heaters and warm their water ??

They're from southeast Asia for starters.

 

[Two36]

 

[lariat]

How the hell did chickens survive for 2 million years before man came along to buy them heaters and warm their water ??

You ever see a rooster that lost a comb or wattles to frostbite or hens who loose feet from the same and you’ll be a believer in heaters.

 

[Ramius]

 

[Two36]

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[cooper barrett]

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Got that same chicken waterer......not sure how it's going to hold up in this weather.

Got me beat

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Devildog]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[LeftyJason]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]