Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Old Man with Gun]

You bitch about folks not getting along/ reasoning with democrats and here you are proving why you’re fucking idiots.

R

Wasn't actually trying to be a troll, with Tuckers history I think he is less a journalist than Howard Stern. His emails from Fox showed he had a low opinion of Trump and didn't believe the stolen election claims while saying the opposite on air. No credibility.

Now they are BFF again? Smells off to me and I don't think it was his idea to go. I don't get people full of conspiracy theories who suddenly become brash when it's not in lock step with their narrow view. There is an agenda there, maybe just ratings and positive distractions from legal media cycle, but fishy.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Meanwhile, back in Chile, the women's SWAT team is assigned to new duty regimen...

Sirhr

 

[Old Man with Gun]

B

you buddy is (according to his own doj) incompetent to stand trial. but ok to remain resident?

Bidden is a tool no doubt, I like many don't want a Bidden Trump rematch. Can't we find two candidates under the median male life expectancy of an American male?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This needed to be a meme...

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Jscb1b]

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Looks Italian, gun facing to the rear to shoot while retreating.

 

[7.62willdo]

Looks Italian, gun facing to the rear to shoot while retreating.

Your probably right if it was French the gun would be on the ground, if it was polish the gun would be upside down…..

 

[P-Squared]

Hummmm.... Fort Border... Runs from the Pacific to Brownsville. 40 miles deep.

It's mostly shit land anyway... can buy the pieces (we don't already own) by selling off beachfront naval bases and moving our whole Navy to Brownsville and Coronado./Port Huaneme.

Close down White Sands and Miramar ranges and turn the whole thing into a fre-fire zone.

I sense some genius here.

But... how do we keep the Snow Beaners from Canada out?

Sirhr

HEY... I'm less than 30 in... GET OF MY LAWN YOU F'in KIDS.

 

[P-Squared]

Indeed the idea has merit.

However you know good and well that some dufus motherfucker in congress would find the name offensive and spend $3.5 Million to change the name from Fort Border to Fort motherfucking Rainbow.

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OR Fort @Bender

 

[pmclaine]

Just like the video, but I don’t use pliers, just grab them with my fingers
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After watching that chicks vid……we don’t need to see you with a pipi in your hand.

 

[Ichi]

A lesson on not giving up.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

HEY... I'm less than 30 in... GET OF MY LAWN YOU F'in KIDS.

Ok, fine. For you we'll make it 40 Kilometers. That will make the Eurotrash all happy, too.

Sirhr

 

[Devildog]

 

[K470]

What the hell is that? Some radiation mutated monster from a Godzilla movie?

 

[mi650]

What the hell is that? Some radiation mutated monster from a Godzilla movie?

Biggest damn sturgeon I've ever seen!

We have some of them here, and a very limited spearing season. Rarely get over 6-7' here.

 

[7.62willdo]

Biggest damn sturgeon I've ever seen!

We have some of them here, and a very limited spearing season. Rarely get over 6-7' here.

On the Columbia river they got big enough that they used a team of draft horses to pull them out of the river, there’s fish swimming in the Columbia that were swimming there before the civil war…….

 

[mi650]

On the Columbia river they got big enough that they used a team of draft horses to pull them out of the river, there’s fish swimming in the Columbia that were swimming there before the civil war…….

I've seen pics & video. Here, the DNR is on site for the season, which can last only a few hours. Once the quota of 1/2 dozen or so is reached, they blow air horns across the lake and that's it.

 

[Expert684]

Now I know where all the 10mm’s are!

 

[Pandelerium1138]

Chris Pratt = crisp rat. You're welcome.

 

[hlee]

HEY... I'm less than 30 in... GET OF MY LAWN YOU F'in KIDS.

Fear not. Think the yankee may have missed a couple of digits when calculating the fair value of that South Texas scrub brush…

 

[turbo_bird]

I agree with you and actually so does most Democrats, they don't think there should be no limits either. As far as paying for another's bad choices, I'd rather pay for that than a lifetime of welfare.

Unfortunately up here that kind of thinking is reserved for alt right fascists, whatever that means this week. Realistically, I'm about as liberal as anyone, because I don't care what someone else does if it doesn't affect me or my family. But according to our own government, I'm probably a domestic terrorist for thinking that. Things have taken such a hard turn towards the woke/progressive crap that any rational thought is as good as dead, and if you try to talk to someone about any sort of real issues, they just start having a tantrum and complain that nobody can have a rational discussion anymore. Aka, they only want to hear the government approved opinion coming from everyone they talk to. To a lesser extant, the same problem exists on the conservative side too. But the more crap is constantly shoved in my face, the more I start to agree with Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, get off my lawn.
Kristian

 

[turbo_bird]

Hummmm.... Fort Border... Runs from the Pacific to Brownsville. 40 miles deep.

It's mostly shit land anyway... can buy the pieces (we don't already own) by selling off beachfront naval bases and moving our whole Navy to Brownsville and Coronado./Port Huaneme.

Close down White Sands and Miramar ranges and turn the whole thing into a fre-fire zone.

I sense some genius here.

But... how do we keep the Snow Beaners from Canada out?

Sirhr

Don't have to keep us out, just move a few million normal thinking people to western Canada and save us from our own government. Plenty of us will welcome the change.
ps, we have lots of oil.
Kristian

 

[doubloon]

A lesson on not giving up.

I remember when these first came out. In tech it was almost like a moon landing.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[hero's machine]

On the Columbia river they got big enough that they used a team of draft horses to pull them out of the river, there’s fish swimming in the Columbia that were swimming there before the civil war…….

I've worked on some of the set line studies on the big C. We didn't get many over 8....but we got a bunch.

 

[n2ishun]

On the Columbia river they got big enough that they used a team of draft horses to pull them out of the river, there’s fish swimming in the Columbia that were swimming there before the civil war…….

This pic was hanging on the wall of some random diner in Idaho just across the hwy from the Snake river.
It might qualify as a above average sized sturgeon......whatcha think ?

 

[Lawless]

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[Lawless]

Geez the lies

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[trob]

This pic was hanging on the wall of some random diner in Idaho just across the hwy from the Snake river.
It might qualify as a above average sized sturgeon......whatcha think ?

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They used to hook whole chickens onto huge hooks and pull them out of the river with horses

 

[StealthOwl]

 

[pmclaine]

It’s at least far enough north it’s visible from the window…..

Gonna be awhile though….

 

[fpgt72]

A lesson on not giving up.

I am not sure I would call that a lesson on not giving up.

 

[mikeinfwa]

My pilot colleagues are active today spraying chemicals

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Lawless]

My status as a poor is undeniable

My Dagger FS-S might be my current favorite pistol.

 

[theLBC]

 

[earthtrekker1775]

Eating the jalapeño cheese and the fingers of death (hot dogs) were the only times I have ever had indigestion so bad I started wondering if I had an ulcer.

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[powdahound76]

My status as a poor is undeniable

My Dagger FS-S might be my current favorite pistol.

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Dig it!!

I tried to buy one from them to test last year and they were so tough to get it bought and shipped to CO.
And their CS chick was dumber than a box of rocks and ZERO help.

Would love one to try and likely one for my kiddo.
She turns 12 soon and needs one to go with her bolt gun and AR we are building.

 

[Lawless]

Dig it!!

I tried to buy one from them to test last year and they were so tough to get it bought and shipped to CO.
And their CS chick was dumber than a box of rocks and ZERO help.

Would love one to try and likely one for my kiddo.
She turns 12 soon and needs one to go with her bolt gun and AR we are building.

You going to get her the Micro Dagger?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]