Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Mike should have paid for a better doctor. Those look like they were done in some alleyway in Columbia. He should bring her to Miami to get them fixed.
Marty Feldman tits.
Yeah definitely the worst boob job.
Thank goodness these experts here offered their advice
This is funny as hell. The sounds the guy makes at the end are hilarious.
The best speech in MMA
Yoel Romero: ''He's running and running... that's not a big champion. The big champion need to stay here in the middle, in the fight, like a real champion.
The people pay pay-per-view for real fight, no for this. The people, the fighter need to respect the people pay... The people pay because the people wanna say, see, the good fight. No like this.
That's why I come here, because I know that people pay, the people working a lot. You need to respect for the people, the people working a lot and pay pay-per-view, for what, for fight! No running, so you want to see running go to see Usain Bolt.''
Yoel Romero: ''He's running and running... that's not a big champion. The big champion need to stay here in the middle, in the fight, like a real champion.
The people pay pay-per-view for real fight, no for this. The people, the fighter need to respect the people pay... The people pay because the people wanna say, see, the good fight. No like this.
That's why I come here, because I know that people pay, the people working a lot. You need to respect for the people, the people working a lot and pay pay-per-view, for what, for fight! No running, so you want to see running go to see Usain Bolt.''
Thanks for proving my point.
Do you know why some people like midget porn? Their little hands.
I guess I goofed with the Marty Feldman. Thomas the train is more fitting
I'm not sure but I think it's a group photo of either an Italian or French WWI submarine crew; usually can tell by where they place the white flag. Is there a screen-door near the galley?
What model Tank, if you know? Obviously, way too big to be a Tiger series, and that's the biggest I know of.
^^^^^^ Just because you can - doesn't mean you should ! 
Instructor was not enthused when I was going thru the drill..
YOU - CALL 911
YOU - GET THE AED
YOU - GET ME FRIES AND A DRINK
this was not in the military but required by the girl scouts when my wife had a troop. ( you know, the dad/husband gets dragged along)
That class gets more amusing when it’s full of cops and/or firefighters being re-certified.
The skills demonstration still requires us to tell someone to call 911.
Dude…we ARE 911...
How did they get the rubber out of the pipe?....and the tire marks are to the left of the pipe.
You'll have to scroll back to the 14 other times to look for answers.
As they did when I was in EMT class. The logic being, you may be 911, but do you have a transport vehicle or a Medic truck on the scene if you need that? When I did EMS, these services were often dispatched separately. Quite often, volunteer basic EMTs on our squad would scramble to the scene immediately (in their personal vehicles) when not on duty, just to assess the scene and do what they could on their own (take vitals, do CPR if needed, try to get a patient assessment done). LE was also, usually there as well to help if needed (and to protect us). Medic truck, if dispatched (or if we called for one) would usually arrive next (Paramedics were part of the hospital, not the FD) and, then, the transport vehicle arrives. But it all has to be called for.
I realize that in most modern cities (like we have here in Pasco County FL), FD, EMS, medics, etc. are all on the same transport vehicle arriving at the same time and all are paid by the county (and not affiliated with any given hospital). They might also dispatch an engine/pumper for extra manpower support. And slowly, very slowly, my former state is evolving towards that because they can't get volunteers anymore to man the "volunteer" squads. But the "Good Ol' Boys" (Sr. executives of the volunteer squads) aren't going to go down without a huge fight.
Anyway, yeah, they made us "Call for help" as well, especially when beginning CPR, lest you get so into the CPR, you forget to call anyone.
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