He was confused about which one to use. Stop Drop and Roll or Stop Look and Listen.
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PVC pipe cleaner for the win. Dab some of that in a cut and you will know that you are alive.
FIFY...
And funny you mention Stop Drop and Roll.
Because as much time as we spent learning this as kids, I honestly thought that catching fire was going to be a much more common occurrence than it has been throughout my life.
I mean... only been on fire a couple of times. And didn't even need the whole drop and roll thing.
Betting most people don't catch fire that often? I mean, outside of Buddhist Monks, Richard Pryor or folks in Dresden.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Chlorinated brake cleaner(the really horrifying stuff that actually works) in a cut or splashed back into an eye get the ol’ adrenaline pumping too
There must be a good reason there are stupid people. I don't know what it is, but given how may there are, they must be a reason
I’m pretty sure the good reason is to make the average person look smart..... but I cannot tell you what kind of spread in IQ numbers it takes.
I have a life and ways to be a productive member of society so can someone translate this abomination for me?
You know, a couple peppers, and some pineapple on that pizza, and you have the whole pyramid covered.
