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You can’t imagine how nice it is to have one of those close by. (Compared to having to drive all the way to town, fight the crowd at Walmart and then drive home)
I thought that was the Jewish space laser?
Then again… It is NY. Those Hasidic state troopers! So they tuck the curls up under the campaign hats? Wouldn’t know… never got stopped by them. Well, once by Fort Drum in 1987… they were sure I was not in marketing.
But they have wicked cool Cruisers!
Sirhr
The Holocaust Beam has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
Whatever happened to those supposed directed energy weapons that cops were suppose to be using for crowd control? The energy is in the form of a MASER so of course it has my vote!
Anyone get Raiders Of The Lost Ark vibes from this?
Pink fairy armadillo from Argentina.
Happy 78th Birthday to Tim Curry.
I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed for the fact that I can name/have seen most of these movies.
I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed for the fact that I can name/have seen most of these movies.
Saw him live in 1989 in Raleigh, NC. Freaking hilarious... one of the best stand-up shows I ever saw. Died for 2 hours straight...
The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
And fuck yes, I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
Sirhr
What happens when bull dykes get angry because you insult their queen!
Mental illness can not be cured by banging sticks and screaming
So I guess that asking for a sandwich is out of the question, and don't even think about getting a shirt ironed.
Sounds like a very expensive round of golf to me.
That’s every round of golf I’ve ever played, drunk or sober
It's not the tool. It's the fascist fucks legislating the tool.
Well actually we have. If you are talking about brain injury at birth. When, a child is oxygen starved at birth, a massive injection of the solvent, DMSO will free up the blood vessels in the brain. This feeds the oxygen starved cells and allowing at least a partial if not a total recovery. its a one time deal, do it immediately, you get a cure, wait, and/or do nothing, and you get a brain damaged individual who’s lack of ability to work out problems civilly in his or her life leads to an exceptionally nasty, hard to live with individual. (I know, down through the years, I have had several in my caseload, they are not fun people to be around).
As far as good ole low IQ scores. They are pretty much stuck with what they were born with. However, consider this. IQ score does not make a person a better or worse person. People with mental retardation are just like you and me, they have the same desires, fears, needs and feelings. They just don’t add, subtract, multiply or divide as well as people who have average IQ scores.
A good way to think about IQ scores being a measure of a persons value. Albert Einstein was perhaps one of the most intelligent men who have lived within the last 100 years. Yet, he made a total mess of his personal life. His IQ score had to be at least 150 where the average is 100. We consider a score of 69 or below to be mentally retarded. However, compared to Einstein, we are all retarded. Is Einstein intrinsically a better person? (Because he has a higher IQ). No.
Now, what the meme refers to is not IQ but plain ole lack of common sense. It’s like using Nazi-Facist like tactics and methodology to protest what they believe is Facisium. Or repeating mistakes over and over again, not learning or Not Studying History…..
Which brings us back to common sense. Sense, means studying what worked and what did not work and applying that learning in a successful way. History is everything. Learn how to add, study a math book (which is a history of what math worked and what did not add up
And what do these ‘stupid’ people lack? A study of what works and what does not work. A study of and belief of history.
Oh the DMSO to resolve oxygen starvation at birth, forget it, like trying ivermectin to cure Covid. Gotta follow the “science.” And the science says, follow the witch doctorsThey know science best.
Compared to actual retards most of us are Einsteins.
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