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Once at a restaurant several years ago a young guy was stuck in a parking lot because his car wouldn't start.
I asked if it was a standard, he said yes and then it took me several minutes to explain in detail why he didn't have to wait for a tow truck because we could push start it.
I enlisted some help, we pushed it across the parking lot 3 times with no luck.
Apparently I didn't take enough minutes to explain it because he finally asked if he should turn the key. I should have dedicated at least 30 seconds to the key part instead of just mentioning it at the beginning. Millennials.
My driver didn't retain the part where I told them to put it in 3rd gear. It was in "no" gear.
Keith
Because “The previous owner of this vehicle may or may not have been a drug dealer. We don’t know. But, we like the car so we civil asset forfeitured this bitch” is too much to read at a stop light…
Music is like candy, it's all great as long as you throw away the rappers.
In the 1960’s and early 1970’s when I was coming of age, this is what our girls looked like.
Now, this is what “girls” look like????
Don’t know what happened, maybe the XX genes have mutated??
I’ll take the girls of the 60’s Any Day, Any Time, over this mess that refers to its selves as females. Especially I’ll keep my Brenda.
Now, this is what “girls” look like????
Don’t know what happened, maybe the XX genes have mutated??
I’ll take the girls of the 60’s Any Day, Any Time, over this mess that refers to its selves as females. Especially I’ll keep my Brenda.
That’s jazz. Blues can be played with a band but it’s played in harmony. Mostly
Nice of the gentleman to leave his prints on the weapon...
Rhythm, melody, and harmony. In that order. Not just one.
Notice that Snowball is capable of reacting to rhythm.
Do not for a moment elevate the bird to human.
Rather understand that dancing to the rhythm is just the animal part of the critter doing it's thing.
It takes a higher intelect to appreciate the integration of melody and harmony.
rules...
Rather understand that dancing to the rhythm is just the animal part of the critter doing it's thing.
Notice that Snowball is capable of reacting to rhythm.
Do not for a moment elevate the bird to human.
Rather understand that dancing to the rhythm is just the animal part of the critter doing it's thing.
It takes a higher intelect to appreciate the integration of melody and harmony.
rules...
Rather understand that dancing to the rhythm is just the animal part of the critter doing it's thing.
Good blues is usually a band in the background and a front man wailing on a guitar.
Don’t forget Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen….
Then there was Blondie…
Everyone is guilty. Even hot blonde chicks and rednecks.
And the white record executives who pushed that culture. And got stupid rich.
Sirhr
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Finally got around to a flagpole at the house. Just in time for Memorial Day seemed fitting.
Nice job and timing. Did you elect to fulfill the legend as to the contents of the truck?
Thank you,
MrSmith
