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Well, that didn’t go as planned 🤔🤔🤔
 
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A couple of years ago I was in a Burger King parking lot... One that is constantly full of Gulls from the lake. It was a hot day so my Cummins engine was idling and my AC was on while I ate my burger... Little eco-fruit in a convertible BMW pulls next to me and says "You know there is a "no-idling law here, right?" So I tossed my almost-full large fries into his car. And pulled away as he was swarmed by gulls. The image in my rear-view mirror was epic!
 
A couple of years ago I was in a Burger King parking lot... One that is constantly full of Gulls from the lake. It was a hot day so my Cummins engine was idling and my AC was on while I ate my burger... Little eco-fruit in a convertible BMW pulls next to me and says "You know there is a "no-idling law here, right?" So I tossed my almost-full large fries into his car. And pulled away as he was swarmed by gulls. The image in my rear-view mirror was epic!
So you hold the engine at about 2k rpm blowing exhaust straight into his face. “I’m not idling now, faggot”

Rules. I love carnage like this
 
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Don’t forget Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen….



Then there was Blondie…



Everyone is guilty. Even hot blonde chicks and rednecks.

And the white record executives who pushed that culture. And got stupid rich.

Sirhr

She made the first hit rap record. Wanna piss off one of these no talents tell them that.
 
She made the first hit rap record. Wanna piss off one of these no talents tell them that.

Yes, but I think "Rap" was already established in the Amish communities... I remember seeing a very early episode of Miami Vice with "Beat Box" mouth sounds and amish kids spinning on their heads on cardboard sheets... All of which was indicative of early rap culture.

It was 'out there.'

But, yes, I think Blondie Culturally-appropriated their 'music' and laughed all the way to the bank.

Then again, Barbara Billingsly was already ahead of the curve in 1980!



"Jive-ass dude ain't got no brains no how...."

Sirhr
 
How about the chimichuri for 50 people?
I don’t even know what I was thinking. I just like it so I doubled the recipe, then looked upon my half gallon and wept…

The only way to make Chimichuri is for 50 people... Enough so you can make the proportions work...

Here's a trick... Those big 'ice cube trays' to make the large single block ice cubes... Are great to freeze chimichuri. Then just thaw out a block of it before making steak.

Follow me for more cooking tips. I mean, hell, Gordon Ramsay does. I probably taught him to swear.

Sirhr
 
In the 1960’s and early 1970’s when I was coming of age, this is what our girls looked like.

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Now, this is what “girls” look like????

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Don’t know what happened, maybe the XX genes have mutated??

I’ll take the girls of the 60’s Any Day, Any Time, over this mess that refers to its selves as females. Especially I’ll keep my Brenda.

Worked for my dad and uncle 68-74. I remember gas wars.