Thanks again for making me rich, now go get that enlargement so I can get a whole hand on it and stop charging you half price.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I took a shit like that once
Shhhhhh, keep this quiet but they’re not gently used. I just take care of the tools I use
Got stopped by a California SO for something similar. Three way stop intersection with Deputy sitting on the roadside in plain view.
Truck in front of me stops halfway over the stop bar on the road, I stop behind him and just behind the stop bar. Truck pauses for another vehicle to clear intersection then turns right. I do not move forward (no need) and there is no opposing traffic. I turn left and drive on.
He stops me, wants my license. I tell him I have to get it from my wallet in the door panel next to my off-duty weapon. He says to do it and never caught on to the "weapon" statement. (Weapon inside vehicle is a no-no in California and I know it) I give him the license, he asked if I know why I stopped you. I replied "No idea."
He claims I didn't stop for the stop sign. I tell him I certainly did stop, and in the correct position as well. He leaves to run my license.
He comes back, hands me my license (never asked for 28 information) and tells me to "slow it down for him". I reply "I wasn't speeding." Roll up my window and drive off with him standing on the roadside. Wife and I look at each other like WTF was that? (She's a cop as well)
One of the rights of passage when we were kids. We just hoped we didn;t fuck up our bike too bad.
Did you finally build you dream gay truck stop?
Live a little and try oneAre they shit flavored or piss flavor? Just asking?
A mop would probably be more useful than a broom in this situation.
You call covering your tools in HIV and shit life choices taking care of them?
If you call 99.103% of Grindr and every truck stop in a 5 state radius a secret…
I heard they taste like herpes and gerbil furAre they shit flavored or piss flavor? Just asking?
I wiped them off on my shirt. What more do you want?
Careful, there, Dirty.... this one might hit a little too close to home for Mr./Ms. Page. Consider one of the first movies she ever starred in (as Ellen Page) called "Hard Candy." This one was even prior to the "Ms Juno" series. She plays a young girl that gets prayed upon by a male teacher but extracts her revenge. I wouldn't even think about messing with her....
