Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[david walter]

Not a fan of open carry when your back is not against a hard surface (wall, booth, etc.). Not because it's not your right to do carry, but because it takes away your tactical advantage in countering a threat (he thinks you are unarmed, but you are armed, which invites the attacker into mistakes). I love me some tactical advantage.

Also, its hard to defend against a swipe attempt when the sidearm is in this position and you're sitting with your elbows on the counter.

I wonder if this is why Grandma Walter kept yelling at us to keep our elbows off the table?

Tactical Scottish Grandmas, and all that.

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[supercorndogs]

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Perhaps they got it all wrong about the birds. We spread them way farther than birds coukd because we specially care for the pepper plants young. You aren't going to find a big patch of healthy pepper plants in the desert because birds crapped them there.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[babyguppy]

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damn a 3800 stall.. and the RPM Range...... you won't be driving that in downtown traffic
Camshaft for LT1 & LT4 Engines 241/245 | .571”/.577” | LSA111+4 (.609"/.615" lift with 1.6 rockers)
^ damn, you'll hear that one
Designed for: LT1 and LT4 Engines (350-383ci) with stock or ported stock cylinder heads and intake manifold.
Basic Operating RPM Range: 3500-7000
Expected Horsepower Gains: 50+ RWHP over the stock camshaft in a well-optimized setup
Aftermarket Headers Required: Yes
Stall Converter Required: Yes, 3800RPM+ stall speed required for optimal results
Rear Gear Upgrade Required: Suggested for maximum performance (3.73 and numerically higher for manual transmissions and automatic)
Works Well with Nitrous: Yes (shot size 200 or less)
Will Pass Most Smog Emissions: No

Our Tick Performance HaterMaker Stage 3 "Hold My Beer" Camshaft for LT1 & LT4 Engines is a fresh design, and is perfect for those who want to gain a significant increase of power with an aggressive, rough idle. Bigger is better right?! This camshaft has 21 degrees of valve overlap at .050".... its rowdy. Hundreds of hours were spent developing this camshaft to perform precisely the way we advertise, so as a result, changes to the LSA or any other specification of this camshaft are not available.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SBRSarge]

I rode the lightnnig several times in training... and applied the lightning other timees. Grabbing people was not on the agenda... But, hey, maybe she has some kind of dick-grabbing muscle memory... I still call fake...

Sirhr

I’ve gotten it a couple times (never again, I may be a slow learner, but not that slow!), and given it several. I’ve never seen a good hit result in anything but locking up, screaming, and falling.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’ve gotten it a couple times (never again, I may be a slow learner, but not that slow!), and given it several. I’ve never seen a good hit result in anything but locking up, screaming, and falling.

Taser's not so bad. Mainly because as soon as it's off, you are pretty much ok. Hurts for a few seconds... then done.

Now OC... pepper spray. That shit is horrible. Nasty. Incredible eye pain... breathing... fucked me up for a couple of days. We had to get sprayed -- right in the eyes -- then do retenton drills, armbar takedown and cuffing drills for several minutes before we got rinsed. Just to prove to 'ourselves?' that we could function if we got sprayed or blowback. That sucked. I mean sucked... CS was like aromatherapy compared to OC. Fuck that OC shit...

Sirhr

 

[theLBC]

 

[Lawless]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Tigers are the largest of all the cats. Unlike male lions, which when well fed and having just finished eating, are fairly docile, Tigers are mean, morning, noon and night.

In my old high school days of the 1960’s, I attended Neville High School. We actually had a real mascot. We had a contest and the winner came up with the name Shasta.

Shasta could be a real bitch. She snatched a cheerleader who walked past her cage. Gave her a good wack on the arm. This cage had a very solid top.

Neville High School’s Shasta

GO TIGERS

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Good slam…

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[The D]

You fill that paintball gun with marbles and you’ll get 10x the subscribers

 

[fpgt72]

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I loved those games, my first two, Panzer leader and Panzer blitz. I still have a couple.

 

[Maggot]

This one made my day. FAFO...Looks like that damn @Lawless beat me to it but its worth a second watch.

 

[DirtyHarris]

You fill that paintball gun with marbles and you’ll get 10x the subscribers

Or put the paint balls in the freezer overnight

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Trump has a special Amazon account.

This wins the Internet today!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I loved those games, my first two, Panzer leader and Panzer blitz. I still have a couple.

Reminds me of playing D&D in high school... it was always fun! Good memories!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[SBRSarge]

Taser's not so bad. Mainly because as soon as it's off, you are pretty much ok. Hurts for a few seconds... then done.

Now OC... pepper spray. That shit is horrible. Nasty. Incredible eye pain... breathing... fucked me up for a couple of days. We had to get sprayed -- right in the eyes -- then do retenton drills, armbar takedown and cuffing drills for several minutes before we got rinsed. Just to prove to 'ourselves?' that we could function if we got sprayed or blowback. That sucked. I mean sucked... CS was like aromatherapy compared to OC. Fuck that OC shit...

Sirhr

I have felt your pain.

We use 1% OC with 1% CS.

Best of both worlds. And really sucks when it gets under your contact lens!

 

[mtrmn]

Buddy of mine had the Avalon Hill Gettysburg game. I had Outdoor survival. Good times, but sometimes it dragged on for many hours.

 

[CamW]

 

[TexPatriot]

Fuck those horseless carriages. Those things will kill 'ya!

 

[Ramius]

 

[Heretic]

You fill that paintball gun with marbles and you’ll get 10x the subscribers

 

[somewhereinmt]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[375fan]

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From the 70's ? Those look like old steel cans, What we used when I was a kid.

 

[Devildog]

Hurry up and wait. I haven’t forgotten!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

From the 70's ? Those look like old steel cans, What we used when I was a kid.

Yup… I built some of those that launched a tennis ball about 150’yds!!!! Can’t do it with modern cans.

Though it would be tempting to buy a six pack of collectible beer, cans off eBay and build a new one. Because they were an absolute hoot when you were 12 years old.!!!